You know somewhere out on the Internet there is someone who saw the bridecake, thought about velvet red cake, and is already planning a wedding where all the guests will be dressed as zombies.

Last night on the Food Network, there was a rerun of "Ace of Cakes" with a woman who had them make her boyfriend's birthday cake as his head with the skull exposed and zombies made out of fondant/gum paste eating his brains. The bakery people thought it was awesome in a sick kind of way, but both the woman and her boyfriend loved it.

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Miracleman!

Happy Birthday Miracleman. I totally would love a zombie victim's head cake like the one describe a few posts ago for my next birthday.

Yes. Especially if there are tasty brunch goodies involved. Although, to be fair, I think we need a Brunch Tour. A stop in South Bay, a stop in North Beach, a stop in the southwest bit of the City, a stop in Oakland or Alameda, and then, just for kicks, we hit Marin.

See, this is why we needed lots of help.

I really, really need this and I don't know why [link]

Sun Maid Vanilla Yogurt Cranberries (dried, yogurt-covered cranberries) are the nast. Ew.

Boys v. girls, as demonstrated by Noah and Grace.

Heheh. There needs to be a conversation written for that series of photos...

Apparently I bogarted all the DMV karma, as I had very little wait to get my new driver's license and ended up with a decent picture to replace the corpselike photo my Tennessee license has had for 3 years.

Okay, nobody better be using it tomorrow, you guys. I'm serious. I don't want to have to kill any of you. But I will if I have to.

We are having a thunderstorm. In January.

No package from USPS when I got home. No new license. In order to make today not a complete waste of my time, I am doing laundry and cleaning the bathroom.

Got the laptop hooked up to the wireless network! I'm posting from the couch! It's like living IN THE FUTURE.