Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Mar 13, 2008 11:08:03 am PDT #9780 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Is this the Idaho and NorCal job, meara?


Burrell - Mar 13, 2008 11:40:24 am PDT #9781 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My daughter has definite ideas about what to wear but they tend to change from day to day, so one day it's ONLY a dress, the next pants and shirt NO dresses, and the next? "I want to wear some of Isaac's pants."

Isaac is more predictable. Mostly he's happy to wear pants or shorts, except on the days he wants to wear a ball gown or a ballerina costume.


DawnK - Mar 13, 2008 11:44:14 am PDT #9782 of 10001
giraffe mode

For two years my son flat out refused to wear shirts with horizontal stripes. Even now, at 11 years old, it takes some convincing to get him to wear one. He still cannot give me a reason other than "I just don't LIKE them"


Trudy Booth - Mar 13, 2008 11:56:55 am PDT #9783 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

For two years my son flat out refused to wear shirts with horizontal stripes. Even now, at 11 years old, it takes some convincing to get him to wear one. He still cannot give me a reason other than "I just don't LIKE them"

He fears bandom? Does he reject hoodies and eyeliner as well?


erikaj - Mar 13, 2008 12:12:28 pm PDT #9784 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My brother doesn't like t-shirts with sayings on them.


Burrell - Mar 13, 2008 12:18:18 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My brother once told me, "I don't wear purple because purple is gay. Guys don't wear purple. And I don't wear red because it is too close to purple." I had to laugh, it explained so much about his worldview!

Truth is, the older he gets the fewer colors he wears. I think he's down to black, white, khaki, and navy.


Laura - Mar 13, 2008 12:24:17 pm PDT #9786 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

My son Brendon's favorite color was pink until peer pressure convinced him otherwise. He had to purchase a pink shirt for valentine's day this year, but it had to be mauve, not gay pink. I kept showing him golf shirts and such that were clearly "that gay pink." I mocked him soundly. He's in a clothes stage. He plans his outfit each night. Usually with matching socks. It is much more fun than back when I pleaded just to get him to wear something clean.


Laura - Mar 13, 2008 12:28:22 pm PDT #9787 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Do any of your areas have laws against saggy pants? The city of Riviera Beach (a few miles north of me) just overwhelmingly passed A LAW against saggy pants. [link]

I do not fine the boys; I just pants them when they walk by.


Cashmere - Mar 13, 2008 12:29:41 pm PDT #9788 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have a Morticia Addams wardrobe, well, in hue, if not style. 'Cause I'm fairly certain Morticia would smile politely at my collection of black yoga pants and arch a perfect eyebrow at my sweatshirts.


lisah - Mar 13, 2008 12:33:57 pm PDT #9789 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I do not fine the boys; I just pants them when they walk by.

hah! This is always what I want to do. Like today at the coffee shop. But I think his droopy drawers weren't about fashion so much as having no ass or hips.