And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 4:17:30 am PDT #9604 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Do we think there's any chance "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" will open in my tiny neck of the back woods?

In unrelated news, why does every student who enters the room feel the need to comment on the smell? I KNOW it smells bad. Seriously. This is not a new discovery.


Miracleman - Mar 12, 2008 4:26:43 am PDT #9605 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

In unrelated news, why does every student who enters the room feel the need to comment on the smell? I KNOW it smells bad. Seriously. This is not a new discovery.

I suspect it's related to the "This tastes like shit...here, try it!" phenomenon. We're all just looking for shared crappy experiences.


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 4:34:54 am PDT #9606 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

And of course there's the HGttG observation about humans needing to state the obvious or our brains will start working. But STILL. Splorch, I tell you, splorch a lot.

And now, I should be cramming chemistry.


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 4:36:48 am PDT #9607 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, I just opened the chemistry book to a random page and came across this:

"59. Captain Kirk has set a trap for the Klingons who are threatening an innocent planet. He has sent small groups of fighter rockets to sites that are invisible to Klingon radar and put a decoy in the open. He calls this the 'fishhook' strategy. Mr. Spock has sent a coded message to the chemists on the fighters to tell the ships what to do next."

And then there are clues to the message having to do with various chemicals.


Fay - Mar 12, 2008 4:43:22 am PDT #9608 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

OMG!

is furiously envious of Emily


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 4:45:55 am PDT #9609 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

is furiously envious of Emily

Er. For the chemistry? Or the smelly room?

Alas, the lovely geekiness seems to have been just a small tidbit in an otherwise ordinary chemistry book. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go compose a note-taking guide about metallurgy. And pretend I know what this means:

CaCO3(s) -(heat) CaO(s) + CO2(g)

Well, okay, I know what it means. I just don't know why.

Actually, first I need to make several copies of a guide to modeling the large intestine.

Okay, I take it back. You can be envious. My job is bizarre but cool.


Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2008 4:49:09 am PDT #9610 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

CaCO3(s) -(heat) CaO(s) + CO2(g)

I read that as a recipe for hot cocoa.


Ginger - Mar 12, 2008 4:49:59 am PDT #9611 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Carbonated hot cocoa.


CaBil - Mar 12, 2008 5:05:00 am PDT #9612 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

"59. Captain Kirk has set a trap for the Klingons who are threatening an innocent planet. He has sent small groups of fighter rockets to sites that are invisible to Klingon radar and put a decoy in the open. He calls this the 'fishhook' strategy. Mr. Spock has sent a coded message to the chemists on the fighters to tell the ships what to do next."

That is so wrong! I cannot believe it.

Everyone knows that the Enterprise has photon torpedoes, not rockets! Jeesh!


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 5:07:27 am PDT #9613 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Also, they seem to have used "rockets" to mean, well, "ships" or "TIE fighters" or something.