It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 10, 2008 11:15:29 pm PDT #9468 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

So much health~ma to everyone & cats. Oh my. I'm standing behind KT with fists up to fight the fight on March. Ugg.

In kitty news on the opposite side of the spectrum, we've decided to adopt Taz
OMG, such a cute video of adorable kitty! How can you resist a cat that wants that much skreeting? Good choice.

ION, is anyone else hooked on new show on fox "New Amsterdam"? Strokes my history bug AND my crime investigation bug.


Aims - Mar 11, 2008 3:48:12 am PDT #9469 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Q: How much less do I want to be at work, let alone having to go network at some stupid business expo?

A: The answer (to quote juliana) is none. None more less.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2008 3:52:10 am PDT #9470 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lots of health~ma to everyone. Cancer sucks.


Ginger - Mar 11, 2008 3:55:21 am PDT #9471 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know that a cat’s life pales in comparison to fear about family, but he means so much to me.

Cats are family.


Jessica - Mar 11, 2008 4:15:15 am PDT #9472 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

**stabs cancer**

**stab stab stabby stab!!**


Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2008 4:25:49 am PDT #9473 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, Aimee, I'm sorry about your sister, and Ginger, I'm sorry about your friends. It warmed my heart a little to see folks jumping in with resources for Aimee and her sister. Recovery ~ma for all and sundry.

sj, hope your mom is feeling better today. I'm sorry for the hospital scare.

Much kitty ~ma to Byron and continued ~ma to Josie.

Oh, crap, Drew. The body does tend to rebel after little sleep and working so hard. I'm sorry- I hope it clears up quickly and you're able to finish this cruise in relative comfort. And perhaps you can take off a sick week when you return. I know it probably seems impossible, but your health comes first and you may need to weigh the loss of a week preventing something full blown that may lay you out for several weeks.

Right on! He was my favorite.

Heh, I feel proud to have a Hec endorsement of cat choice! Seriously, shelters should video all animals, because you get such a better idea of their personalities. Taz is super smart and independent, Tom theorizes that he will be busy (during the day while we are at work) solving crimes. He seems like a crime solving cat! (this brought to you from the Department of My Husband Is Very Silly and He Makes Me Laugh So Very Much Pretty Much All The Time.)


amych - Mar 11, 2008 4:27:21 am PDT #9474 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Seriously, shelters should video all animals, because you get such a better idea of their personalities.

They really should -- I'd never seen that before, and it makes a huge difference over just a picture. On the other hand, I had to mute his soundtrack.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2008 4:30:31 am PDT #9475 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

On the other hand, I had to mute his soundtrack.

I have the sound off on my work computer by default, and I saw the video first at work... I was quite surprised to hear the soundtrack when I watched it at home! I muted that too.


Emily - Mar 11, 2008 4:48:22 am PDT #9476 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

(this brought to you from the Department of My Husband Is Very Silly and He Makes Me Laugh So Very Much Pretty Much All The Time.)

I'm such a Tom-n-Nora fangirl.


Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2008 4:57:26 am PDT #9477 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

((((Those who need it))))

I know that a cat’s life pales in comparison to fear about family, but he means so much to me.

What Ginger said. And there have been huge advances in veterinary medicine in recent years.

And Taz is lovely.