From the "Things I Won't Say" Department:
Dear Crazy!Boss:
I know you think that printing, signing, scanning, and then emailing a document is simple. It would be - if I were at work! Since my home is not an office, I made a special trip to deliver a handwritten version of the requested memo to you in person. It really sucks when you lose it and then call me and ask me to "resend" it.
No love,
Me
also
Dear Husband,
I know you work very hard and traveling all over the country is tiring, but could you please refrain from telling me how "exhausted" you are when I have not slept for more than 5 hours in a row for the last month and most likely won't for several more?
Plenty tired myself,
Your wife
eta: Oh, GC, I'm so sorry. You guys have had so much to deal with so recently.