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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Mar 06, 2008 6:56:40 am PST #8893 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In fact, I never drove an automatic until I had to move someone's car in college and I sat in the driver's seat completely perplexed for a few minutes.

Nodding. Me too.

I feel like such a bad mom that I haven't taught K-Bug how to drive a stick yet. I just don't know anyone other than my dad who has one to borrow.


lisah - Mar 06, 2008 6:57:02 am PST #8894 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Or more importantly - what happens if you're on TAR and have to drive with a manual transmission??

If I knew I was going on TAR I would TOTALLY learn how to drive a manual! I hate it when people on the show don't know how to drive one. I mean, you have at least a few weeks if not more to prepare, right? It's the one thing you can be almost positive you'll need to learn to do.


Sparky1 - Mar 06, 2008 6:57:09 am PST #8895 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Teaching my DH to drive a manual was one of the more painful experiences I've had. (I worried about my poor little red car so much!) He's never reached my level of expertise, and he conceded as much when we had to shift with our opposite hand when driving in New Zealand.

eta: Neither of us ever mastered the switch of the indicator/wiper blades on the steering column in the antipodes.


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2008 6:59:48 am PST #8896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I learned to drive stick by driving tractors. Which meant that when I finally drove a stickshift car, I took way too long to let up on the clutch - I had to learn that it's far easier for a car to start out in first than a tractor with heavy trailers to start out in fifth.


sumi - Mar 06, 2008 7:18:05 am PST #8897 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Plei - lots of various forms of house~ma to you.

Do you have pictures of the new place? I would love to see it!


Susan W. - Mar 06, 2008 7:18:20 am PST #8898 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

My parents bought me a stick shift for my 16th birthday, after I'd learned on their automatics. I was SO MAD.

I started out on the outfield grass at the church's softball field--it was less than a mile away down a flat, quiet road, so I could actually get the car that far. But I didn't really get it until Army!Brother came home for a visit, saw Dad trying to teach me by drawing a diagram of gears and how they work, and also saw my utterly baffled look. Army!Brother said he'd teach me, took me out to the car, and told me what to do, basic step by basic step: "Put the clutch in. Put it in reverse. Now let the clutch out while giving it a little gas. Back out of the driveway and stop, then put the clutch in and put it in first. What you have to do is let the clutch out while giving it gas and vice versa."

Then once I'd kinda got the hang of it, he explained what Dad had been trying to do with the diagram, and I kinda got that, too. I'd like to think that Dad was a visual learner and Army!Brother is verbal/kinesthetic like me, but it's entirely possible Army!Brother just decided I was kinda slow and needed to be taught accordingly.

ETA much house~ma to Plei!


amych - Mar 06, 2008 7:22:18 am PST #8899 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Go Plei! Lots of everything-working-out-ma for you in your houseness!


Jessica - Mar 06, 2008 7:23:00 am PST #8900 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Housema, Plei!!

I can't drive a manual. I tried when I was 15 and learning to drive, but I didn't get very far. It seems like the kind of thing I should know how to do, but...eh. I don't.


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2008 7:24:45 am PST #8901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The percentage of cars with manual transmissions is pretty low these days....


juliana - Mar 06, 2008 7:27:23 am PST #8902 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I learned how to drive on a manual '78 Volvo - the models with the cast-iron engine and steel body and no power steering. That thing was a fucking tank, but way comfy on road trips. As a result, I never had a problem with parallel parking until I had to drive Z's gigantor truck all the time - that was a bitch to park.