Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Feb 26, 2008 3:41:51 pm PST #7805 of 10001
Because books.

Happy birthday, Gadget Girl! With cake and lots of happy!


Gadget_Girl - Feb 26, 2008 3:48:51 pm PST #7806 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Thanks Jilli, juliana and Amy!

I can't tell everyone how much your well wished have meant to me.


-t - Feb 26, 2008 4:46:21 pm PST #7807 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Gadget_Girl!

Much ~ma of various sorts to many people. Good things to you al, and bad things avoid you, and may we all manage to hold up under the weight of the bad things that somehow come to us.


Maria - Feb 26, 2008 5:31:05 pm PST #7808 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Happy birthday, GG!

Sparky, I hope I didn't give you the crud. LJ's got details, but it's a lot of -itis's. I'm special enough that the doc prescribed me 2 Z-Packs, and I have been quarantined until Monday at the earliest.

Hmm, I've got a bottle of Fernet (this one purchased in Italy!) sitting on the bar. Methinks it might just burn whatever this is out of my system.


Fay - Feb 26, 2008 6:15:37 pm PST #7809 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Who was the wisest character on Winnie the Pooh?

Yes, I think Kanga too. Christopher Robin is maybe the smartest, but I think Kanga's the wisest.

Happy birthday, Gadget_Girl!

ioTMIn, I am still constipated! SO not impressed with this! I think I may take a little time out from my eating plan to fix this with prunes/branflakes/whatever, and go buy some fibre supplements. I mean, I'm eating lots of green leafy veggies, but apparently this is not enough. (My own fault - I experimented with a protein shake on Monday night. Wow. NOT doing that again. Still not really recovered, despite the, er, healing properties of maltitol!)

/ TMI


Maria - Feb 26, 2008 6:29:57 pm PST #7810 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fay, I hope the situation resolves itself soon.

I, on the other hand, am running to the restroom every half-hour because of all the fluids they're making me injest. I feel like my bladder can only hold one molecule of water at a time.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2008 6:31:04 pm PST #7811 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mineral Oil will take care of the worst constipation. It's what we used when Emmett was impacted.

It doesn't taste like anything and you can mix it with orange juice. Once you lube the poop chute, though, everything comes out.

This message brought to you by the letters I Am A Parent Hence The Poop Talk.


juliana - Feb 26, 2008 6:34:56 pm PST #7812 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I've got a bottle of Fernet (this one purchased in Italy!) sitting on the bar. Methinks it might just burn whatever this is out of my system.

Thousands of Nonnas can't be wrong!


Maria - Feb 26, 2008 6:40:22 pm PST #7813 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thousands of Nonnas can't be wrong!

I know! And it's better tasting than the concoction the doc prescribed me for the sore throat from hell: a combo of Maalox, Benadryl, and lidocaine that is to be gargled AND SWALLOWED every six hours. It works, but the taste is nasty.


WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2008 7:27:15 pm PST #7814 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy B-Day, Gadget Girl!

Kanga. AND Piglet.

Or maybe Rabbit's collective friends and relations.