Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Feb 26, 2008 9:02:40 am PST #7731 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

No idea where she would find anyone with such easy access, though, juliana.

It is a conundrum. Also a mystery.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2008 9:04:48 am PST #7732 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2008 9:12:37 am PST #7733 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Er, insent, juliana and Suzi.


Pix - Feb 26, 2008 9:16:10 am PST #7734 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

What time do you think you'll get home sweetie? I think we can drive down there together.
Yay! I should be home by 5:30 at the latest. I'll leave immediately after tutoring.


vw bug - Feb 26, 2008 9:44:03 am PST #7735 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I will not kill anyone. I will not kill anyone. I will not kill anyone.

Anyone need some smiting? I've got some irritability to burn.


NoiseDesign - Feb 26, 2008 10:03:11 am PST #7736 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship. I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship. I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship. I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship.


Pix - Feb 26, 2008 10:19:59 am PST #7737 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship.
I want to hurt these people.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2008 10:27:39 am PST #7738 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I will not kill the people scheduling me for 16 hour days on board the ship.

Why not? Seems like being at sea would make the body disposal a whole lot easier...


NoiseDesign - Feb 26, 2008 10:29:33 am PST #7739 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

If I kill them I can't get hired by Disney again, and as bad as the schedule for this project has been for the past few weeks, I'd like to keep them as a client.


Toddson - Feb 26, 2008 10:34:05 am PST #7740 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Will they not hire you if someone just sort of disappears?