You know, this is terrible, but I had a sort-of confrontation with one of my neighbors a couple days ago (he's convinced I don't clean up after Toto, which, well, I'm sick of arguing about). I ended up walking a way while he was still yelling at me, but I really wanted walk up into is face and say, "You know, I could BREATHE on you and make you sick for weeks."
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Feb 18, 2008 11:07:58 am PST #6932 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Laga - Feb 18, 2008 11:10:51 am PST #6933 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
it's not too late, vw. Go cough in his mailbox.
amych - Feb 18, 2008 11:15:03 am PST #6934 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Go team germ warfare! t cough
Aims - Feb 18, 2008 11:15:42 am PST #6935 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So, I did my author project on Mo Willems, and I wrote it as though the pigeon was writing it. We had to do summaries for three books. THis is the what pigeon wrote for "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus."
The one! The only! The original! A tale of oppression and pigeon-ism, this harrowing tale tells of a bird with a dream of driving the bus. A pigeon on a mission, he does everything to try to get you to let him drive the bus, but to no avail. The cards are just stacked against him too high. The pigeon accepts his fate (for now) and decides to daydream about driving a semi-truck. (This book made me a celebrity and should be read every day.)
Laga - Feb 18, 2008 11:17:50 am PST #6936 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
that's awesome Aimee. Now I need to read the book again.
erikaj - Feb 18, 2008 11:18:35 am PST #6937 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I do not love mine. Well, as the man says, "This ain't Aruba, bitch." But I wish I could erase my dad, download a heart and put him back together again. Since that's all he's offering me with my computer problem. No wonder he fears dying...hell will do that. I should just call Stepmonster and tell her that I know all about her Super-Sekrit Stomach Staple, and the fact that he cracks up laughing and says she'd be fine if she lost another hundred pounds. Then she'll kill him. Then I can get a P.C. out of the estate and have cake. Which she won't have in the lockup for the criminally insane.
Cass - Feb 18, 2008 11:25:49 am PST #6938 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
"...and, at the moment, my lungs!!"I can fly in whooping cough for a back up, if you need.
(They don't need to know I am not infectious through careful use of Zithromax and staying the hell away from other people until it was safe.)
vw bug - Feb 18, 2008 11:29:18 am PST #6939 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I can fly in whooping cough for a back up, if you need.
You know, I keep thinking that that's really all that's missing in this little fun collection. I mean, think of the stories I could tell if only I could add whooping cough to that list!
Cass - Feb 18, 2008 11:33:05 am PST #6940 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I mean, think of the stories I could tell if only I could add whooping cough to that list!It's really not getting any unfunnier. Except where people in other places seem to have it too. That really is awful.
But when I was the only person I knew who'd ever had whooping cough?
SuziQ - Feb 18, 2008 11:33:22 am PST #6941 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
They don't need to know I am not infectious
Yay, team Half-Pint. Glad to know you are on the mend.