I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jan 03, 2008 6:59:49 am PST #627 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hey, when you are cleaning your coffee maker with a vinegar/water solution, what's the ratio?

According to this it's one part vinegar to two parts water.


Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2008 7:26:54 am PST #628 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just woke up. Head hurts like hell. Nibbling rice crackers.

It's a party, I'll tell you what!


Hil R. - Jan 03, 2008 8:08:39 am PST #629 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm sipping water and nibbling Saltines. I may be daring and try some apple juice next.


hippocampus - Jan 03, 2008 8:13:08 am PST #630 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

It's a party, I'll tell you what!

it's the 2008, you have some 'splainin' to do party...


Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2008 8:16:02 am PST #631 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I need liquid tylenol (or something) for the headache -- I feel like a pill would rip me in half.


hippocampus - Jan 03, 2008 8:17:50 am PST #632 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Trudy, do hot baths work for you at all?


Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2008 8:18:23 am PST #633 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's a thought!

Thanks


Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 8:20:10 am PST #634 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So tired of these people. So tired of the phone.


Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 8:23:01 am PST #635 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So tired of these people. So tired of the phone.

So right there with you. Can you explain to this guy who has called like 6 times that my coworker's phone isn't broken, he's just at lunch? I can no longer form sentences, but instead am forced to make noises like, "GAH! GRRRBLE! GUH!" whenever I see his name on the caller i.d.


Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2008 8:24:12 am PST #636 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I love when I have to explain to someone that voicemail really IS their best option.