Aimee, don't do it! [link]
Poor woman, but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Aimee, don't do it! [link]
Poor woman, but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You should get a pet hippo instead. They're much safer.
A) I've always wanted a hippo. 2) I've always wanted a hippo.
A) I've always wanted a hippo. 2) I've always wanted a hippo.
Friendly Warning: Do you really want to be known as "The Hippo Lady"?
I have way too much work to get done today, and I just realized that I'll be teaching tomorrow during the party we're having tomorrow for a co-worker who is getting married, so work item #1 is: tell the person in charge that unless she saves me a piece of cake, she's fired.
work item #1 is: tell the person in charge that unless she saves me a piece of cake, she's fired.
You've been there what, eight months?
Do you really think you still need to tell them that?
At the end of the month, I'll have been here a year. Perhaps I just need to remind them to save me a big piece, and not one of those "I thought you were on a diet" pieces.
I still haven't hung any of my degrees or my bar certificate on the wall (they're all on the floor).
Hey unemployed lady! What are you doing up early when you should be a woman of leisure?
Getting ready to go back to sleep, for the most part. Cats woke me up, but it won't last.
At the end of the month, I'll have been here a year.
I for one cannot believe this. You are practically an east coaster again.
::runs away::
Sox, you can't run away -- I know where you live. And I know where you'll hide in NZ.