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Miracleman - Feb 05, 2008 8:14:39 am PST #5402 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Cellphone: *Ring*

Me: Huh. That almost never happens.

TempAgencyThat'sNotTheOneI'mCurrentlyWorkingThrough!Guy: Joseph?

Me: Yes.

TATNTOICWT!G: This is TATNTOICWT!G with TATNTOICWT.

Me: Oh. Hello.

TATNTOICWT!G: Are you currently looking for work?

Me: Oddly, yes I am.

TATNTOICWT!G: Blah blah blah, come in for interview?

Me: Absolutely!

TATNTOICWT!G: Blah blah blah Tuesday at 9?

Me: Sure!

TATNTOICWT!G: Blah blah blah are you familiar with TATNTOICWT?

Me: Yes. I tested there about four months ago.

TATNTOICWT!G: ...

Me: ...

TATNTOICWT!G: Oh, yes, I see that here. Well, if we get anything in that fits your skillset, we'll be in contact.

Me: ...wait. So...Tuesday at 9?

TATNTOICWT!G: Oh, that's really not necessary now. We'll be in touch. Bye.

Me: ...THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2008 8:16:07 am PST #5403 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha ha ha.

Emily - Feb 05, 2008 8:16:26 am PST #5404 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, maybe they were just going to give you tests and stuff.

Or they thought you were somebody else. Man, you get all the jerks,... Joseph.

Miracleman - Feb 05, 2008 8:17:17 am PST #5405 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Man, you get all the jerks,... Joseph.

Yes, yes I do...Emily.

Emily - Feb 05, 2008 8:18:16 am PST #5406 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I've just never heard anyone call you Joseph in 20 years.

Oh. Oh, my aching back and knees...

JZ - Feb 05, 2008 8:18:42 am PST #5407 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I say you show up Tuesday at 9 just to punch them all in the balls. TATNTOICWT=made of assholes.

Miracleman - Feb 05, 2008 8:21:19 am PST #5408 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I've just never heard anyone call you Joseph in 20 years.

Huh. I guess you wouldn't.

Oh. Oh, my aching back and knees...

Oh, you whippersnappers don't know about pain. I've got all sorts of old-people ailments. Bursitis. Gout. Twallops. Kneegum. Nodulism.

Your generation and your "Restless Leg Syndrome" and "Sleep apnea". Back in my day we had Corrugated Mange and we were happy to have it!

Emily - Feb 05, 2008 8:23:58 am PST #5409 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That would have been about three years before my day, right?

Also, it's a good thing my male students are more mature than my inner 12-year-old boy.

Me: "Tomorrow, you guys get wood." (Did I just say that?)

Them: No reaction whatsoever.

Me: Relieved to have dodged another innuendo bullet!

P.M. Marc - Feb 05, 2008 8:24:18 am PST #5410 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Damn, Raq. That's just effin' wrong.

So, Joe wants to buy me some jewelry for Valentine's Day. I've been thinking that I want some sort of mother-child necklace, but I'm not sure what I want. Not anything too sweet/cutesy, but something that represents Ellie and Frisco in some way. Amy suggestions?

Garnet and pearl combo in style of your choice?

Miracleman - Feb 05, 2008 8:26:56 am PST #5411 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Me: "Tomorrow, you guys get wood." (Did I just say that?)

Them: No reaction whatsoever.

They're not more mature.

They're pod people.

Signed,

37 year old man giggling at "Tomorrow, you guys get wood."

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