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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jan 25, 2008 5:05:08 am PST #3904 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Seekrit Message to Cash's DH:

Dude. Just no. Seriously.

Listen to your survival instincts.

I like cheese.


Aims - Jan 25, 2008 5:05:45 am PST #3905 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Cash's DH, honey


Miracleman - Jan 25, 2008 5:06:09 am PST #3906 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What? What are you talking about, Aims?

Crazy woman.


Jessica - Jan 25, 2008 5:07:33 am PST #3907 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm just impressed you didn't shove the Magic Eraser somewhere painful and hard to retrieve.


Laura - Jan 25, 2008 5:13:22 am PST #3908 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm just impressed you didn't shove the Magic Eraser somewhere painful and hard to retrieve.

I think Cash may have already shoved the the crayon there. Grrrrrrrrrr in direction of Cash's DH.


Jars - Jan 25, 2008 5:13:42 am PST #3909 of 10001

Yikes, Cashmere. At that point I'd probably have turned into contrary!Jars and marched upstairs to draw on the walls with Owen. Which is another good reason I shold never have kids, methinks.


Cashmere - Jan 25, 2008 5:18:10 am PST #3910 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm just impressed you didn't shove the Magic Eraser somewhere painful and hard to retrieve.

I think Cash may have already shoved the the crayon there.

The thought crossed my mind more than once.

Of course now we have to spend the next couple of days with a frosty air between us because there was angry yelling. There are no winners, even though I think I'm right.


Sparky1 - Jan 25, 2008 5:23:22 am PST #3911 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Oy, Cash. I'm sorry you had to have an argument about this.

Our puppy had some gastrointestinal distress last night that meant she asked to go outside every 20-30 minutes from about midnight to 3 a.m. Which means I got up and took her out every 20-30 minutes from midnight to 3 a.m., but did so from the spare bedroom so we wouldn't wake my DH. At 3:30, the pup seemed better and was sleeping soundly, while I was freezing in the guest bedroom so I carried her back to our bed. At 5:30, she asked to go out again, and I took her. When I got back, the DH announced that he'd take over for the rest of the night.

Dude, I get up at 6. Thanks bunches.

Then, while I was clinging to that 30 minutes of sleep, he went and fed her the kibble we decided at 3:30 was the stuff that upset her system.

He's spending the day with her.

Something in the water must have made our DHs temporarily stupid and insane.


Miracleman - Jan 25, 2008 5:30:31 am PST #3912 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Something in the water must have made our DHs temporarily stupid and insane.

Aw, Christ.

Aims, what'd I do that I don't know about?


beekaytee - Jan 25, 2008 5:32:21 am PST #3913 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh no. Puppy's tummy needs rest. No more food for a while. Ack. Poor sweeties. (all of you)

I've totally forgotten to fast Bartleby a couple of times when he was in distress. It's those eyes. They're hypnotic. And the routine is so unconscious. I remember doing one of those slo-mo nooooo after I plunked the food in the bowl and gave him the release command to take it. His response? Glurp, what?

Then more frantic trips to the yard. I felt awful.

May Miss Sass be sassy again soon.