Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jan 25, 2008 4:08:07 am PST #3888 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Gronk. Yep, it's morning again. The kitten has me pinned to the bed and is purring. This is a valid excuse not to go to work, right?

Omnis, I'm not sure if you want company or not, but I could come down to see you today if you'd like.


Emily - Jan 25, 2008 4:12:47 am PST #3889 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I had a very similar problem this morning. Even when I turned over to hit snooze, the cat stayed resting against my back, so when I turned back over she was snuggled up to me. Usually she leaves the first time I move (guess it was very cold today). It was extremely hard to get up!


Miracleman - Jan 25, 2008 4:24:27 am PST #3890 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So, I think I may have found my new favorite Daddy/Daughter thing to do. Every night from 7 - 8 one of the cartoon channels is running Superman: The Animated Series followed by Batman: The Animated Series. Me and Da Punk jump on the couch and snuggle and watch superheroes.

That was the brightest spot of my day yesterday. Me and my princess watching superheroes.


vw bug - Jan 25, 2008 4:35:58 am PST #3891 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I’m so glad Owen had fun at school. Yay school!

Oh, omnis! I hope you feel better and get to go home soon.

I am now going to share with you the magic ingredient that made it work: The customer service reps were authorized to fix whatever problem people called in with.

Nice. Really nice.

So all the babies that didn't get adopted should be named, "Doomed"?

Apparently. Something like that anyways. I was talking to Deena about this yesterday. I hate it when people’s religious beliefs get to the point of superstitious. And this boarders on that.

Emily! I was up at Upstairs!Neighbor’s apartment last night, and her kitty Clark came out to meet me (which she was REALLY surprised about. I must have a really good “animal person” vibe). He looks SO much like Bastet, it was freaky. He even has that adorable little belly wobble. So cute!

Speaking of Upstairs!Neighbor. I was up there for like a half hour. I think we’re going to become good friends. We’re both single, similar age, and don’t have a lot of ways to meet guys. Boston may be the place for singles, but we decided that it’s either singles in their 20’s or people who want to stay single. So, we’re talking about doing some volunteering together, and possibly taking dance lessons. YAY! She’s such a sweetie. I’m so excited.

That was the brightest spot of my day yesterday. Me and my princess watching superheroes.

Awww…that’s so sweet!

I just canceled my plans for the day. My asthma doesn't like me much. It may be because I was playing with Clark, but I don't think that's it. Blech.


Aims - Jan 25, 2008 4:38:10 am PST #3892 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We interrupt your previously scheduled Happy Fun Empress with Angry Pissed Off Empress. This is not a test.

COCKSUCKER.

Dear Jackhole -

Hi. I'm the one that's been calling and emailing you about this goddamned tax credit for WEEKS. You have not once called or emailed ME back. You call or email Boss. And tell Boss what's wrong and what needs to be changed. Boss then calls me and asks "WTF? Why can't you talk to Jackhole?" I AM SICK OF IT.

I don't know if you have a problem with me because I have tits and a vertical smile or if you are just an asshole. Either way, get over yourself and start fucking communicate with me. I am prefectly pleasant (when not in the throes of anger) and will listen and follow advice. But the more you don't contact me and force my boss to be the go-between, the angrier I'm gonna get. Srsly. And fuck you very much.

No love a'tall.
Aimee, The Very Angry Empress

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Happy Fun Empress.

I like pink! And glitter! Let's dance!


Aims - Jan 25, 2008 4:41:20 am PST #3893 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And Boss?

The next time Jackhole calls you and tells you things need to be changed, why don't you ask him, "Have you called Aimee?" and if he says "No." THEN TELL HIM TO CALL ME.

It's called backing up your employees. Learn it.


Ginger - Jan 25, 2008 4:45:06 am PST #3894 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That was the brightest spot of my day yesterday. Me and my princess watching superheroes.

So far, that's the brightness spot of my day today.


Aims - Jan 25, 2008 4:46:36 am PST #3895 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It really was adorable. They were both all snuggled up under the sheep blanket.


Jessica - Jan 25, 2008 4:49:13 am PST #3896 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That was the brightest spot of my day yesterday. Me and my princess watching superheroes.

Awwwww. Love this image.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2008 4:49:16 am PST #3897 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"God took mercy on her and let her come live in a Christian home."

So all the babies that didn't get adopted should be named, "Doomed"?

Reminds me of a Family Circus cartoon that I hate above all others.

In one pannel, one of the kids is praying that God keep his family safe. In the next pannel you see a sterotypical burgler (who's trying to get into their window) being apprehended by the police.

So I guess God is just less likely to answer prayers from high-crime neighborhoods. Or mabye the trouble with people in thos neighborhoods is they don't pray enough....