Tara ,'Get It Done'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
"So, what? He's gonna pull improved performance out of a hat and saw our losses in half?"
Clearly, you have not been on the OD speaking circuit! People would totally pay bucks to hear about even the promise of this. And the snappy name? All the better.
Why is Malcolm Gladwell doing keynotes for major corporations? Not because he has a degree in organizational anything.
For goodness sake, The Dog Whisperer speaks on corporate platforms!
LOVE the new hair, Aimee! And how much do I miss seeing that 10000 watt smile in person? Sooooo much.
And the snappy name? All the better.
Be an interesting way to open the lecture:
"I almost called myself Shazam Marvel. Thought it'd be snappy.
But then I sobered up."
And how much do I miss seeing that 10000 watt smile in person? Sooooo much.
It misses you, too.
I need to come home to LA soon.
Human Resources and Upper Management: Sub-Human Scumfucks and How to Deal With Them
Hey!
Signed,
HR MANAGER AND PLENTY HUMAN, THANK KEW
Hey!
Signed,
HR MANAGER AND PLENTY HUMAN, THANK KEW
Present company excepted, natch.
So you say...now.
:narrows eyes at MM
:narrows eyes at MM
You don't scare me. I've faced the narrow-eyed glares of HR Management before and come away alive and unscathed.
Fired, but alive and unscathed.
Cool - Haunted Mansion bash (for those of you in SoCal, and those who might go for a party at the HM.
Is that a wailing and gnashing of teeth (and stamping of feet) I'm hearing from the direction of Seattle?
Yes. Yes it is.
Someday, I will convince someone I know to name their child Clovis. Even as a middle name!
I'll quit with the cheerleading with this last comment.
MM. If you can perform, projecting even a fraction of the intelligence and wit you display here, you would be a huge success as a speaker/consultant.
I could give you a very long list of people who command high fees for lectures like that...who have no actual 'legitimacy' in the area about which they speak...but who have the kind of passion around an issue that you do.
Not to mention the ULTIMATE customer service of helping customer service people actually do it correctly.
t /cheerleading