gronk. I set alarms extra early. Somehow I managed to wake up early in the alarm spectrum. I've showered. Eaten breakfast. Now I must do what I don't care to do... go get my annual physical. Uggg.

Fay, that is wacky. "I'm not a pedophile cuz I didn't make any money off of it... so... ya, hire me as a SCHOOL TEACHER so the audition process for my next money making scheme is easier". Wow. Whack.

OK, off.

Yeah, that's not just the NO pile, that's the "alert the authorities" pile

and it's still snowing like a biatch.

This makes me wonder if Jewish people who are very observant of the Sabbath are also prohibited from having sex with a spouse on that day.

Amych & Hil beat me to it - sex on the Sabbath is a mitzvah, and if you're a rabbi you're supposed to do it twice.

and a shitload of publicity and ad revenue from the site. Frankly, he might even get some pro bono representation.

The Church of Scientology is scary with their lawyers, though. And they've got deeper pockets than Gawker Media.

That video is weird...I have no idea what he's talking about. Did he actually say something about Orcs?

Whack. A. Loon.

I couldn't watch it all. It was the most vacuous speechifying I've ever heard.

I recommend this as an antidote to the Tom Cruise video. (Actually, I recommend it anyway. Go watch! Is funny! And not in a creepy way!)

Rumors are starting to bubble up that Katie Holmes faked her NYC marathon run: [link]

Payroll~ma for askye's mom.

Book~ma for Aimee.

Go Gawker Media. I mean, really. The Scientoologists are more clueless than the RIAA if they think they can control every bit of media they produce.

Rumors are starting to bubble up that Katie Holmes faked her NYC marathon run

I thought that as soon as I saw the pictures of her crossing the finish line. She looked way too fresh.

The Scientoologists are more clueless than the RIAA if they think they can control every bit of media they produce.

So far, they've been extremely successful at it.