Deep Breath...Focus...eat...
You'll get it all done! You are amazing!
Hope the conference is wonderful.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gadget_Girl - Jan 16, 2008 3:42:58 pm PST #2701 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
-t - Jan 16, 2008 3:51:07 pm PST #2702 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Eating should help, Kristin. Meanwhile, breathe.
That really sounds like a euphamism.
Sure it does, when you say it.
meara - Jan 16, 2008 4:19:45 pm PST #2703 of 10001
Is it like this, Laga? 'Cause that's a vibrator.
I'm amused that several of us knew exactly what she was talking about. Cause Cash beat me to that link too. (I have seen one in person, at the sex toy store. It seems weird to me, though they highly touted it)
Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 5:11:31 pm PST #2704 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm amused that several of us knew exactly what she was talking about.
Great minds porn alike!
omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2008 6:06:26 pm PST #2705 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sometimes I feel so innocent in this room.
WindSparrow - Jan 16, 2008 6:08:49 pm PST #2706 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug!
It's like those words have lost all meaning.
Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2008 6:17:18 pm PST #2707 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sometimes I feel so innocent in this room.
Oh... that won't last.
BigDuluth - Jan 16, 2008 6:51:02 pm PST #2708 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
The loss of innocence starts you on the road to fun things. I'm sure of this.
Vortex - Jan 16, 2008 7:07:44 pm PST #2709 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
A woman gets into an elevator and there is a distinct buzzing noise. She looks panicked and says, "It's my phone." Checks her purse. Shuts off whatever it was and says, "Yeah. My phone." While the other people in the elevator all smile, giving knowing looks.
as someone who this has actually happened to, it's not funny. Luckily, I didn't realize what it was either, I was looking around with everyone else saying "what the hell is that?" until the bag hit my thigh and realized. We got off (the elevator, you sick people!!) soon after. I always wondered if the people who were left figured out what was going on.
Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 7:10:23 pm PST #2710 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
as someone who this has actually happened to, it's not funny. Luckily, I didn't realize what it was either, I was looking around with everyone else saying "what the hell is that?" until the bag hit my thigh and realized. We got off (the elevator, you sick people!!) soon after. I always wondered if the people who were left figured out what was going on.
It's only funny 'cause it wasn't me.
Nah. It's still funny.