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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:10:42 pm PST #2678 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

As long as I'm serial posting I may as well add that putting the tasteless fat-free crackers into my funny-tasting Healthy Choice soup has improved them both, though neither to the point that I would ever buy them again.


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 1:13:14 pm PST #2679 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is it like this, Laga? 'Cause that's a vibrator.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2008 1:15:37 pm PST #2680 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Cashmere, you beat me to that link.

Why are we whitefonting sex toys? This is bitches!

Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug! Butt plug!


NoiseDesign - Jan 16, 2008 1:16:59 pm PST #2681 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

The cone that Cashmere linked to is actually pretty large. The base is probably 12-14" in diameter. I saw one of them at The Pleasure Chest a few months ago.


Laga - Jan 16, 2008 1:18:02 pm PST #2682 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Cashmere for the win! So yeah, it was not in scale with the vibrator and the cock rings in the ad.


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2008 1:18:13 pm PST #2683 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We saw the coolest commercial on Logo the other night. A woman gets into an elevator and there is a distinct buzzing noise. She looks panicked and says, "It's my phone." Checks her purse. Shuts off whatever it was and says, "Yeah. My phone." While the other people in the elevator all smile, giving knowing looks.

It's AWESOME. But I can't remember the company name!


vw bug - Jan 16, 2008 1:22:01 pm PST #2684 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Cashmere, that sounds hysterical.

My hostess has been spoiling me with her cooking. I'm never going to be able to keep up with this when I get home. Tonight? Roast Lamb, mashed potatoes, and broccoli.


-t - Jan 16, 2008 2:05:14 pm PST #2685 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, supposing one had some Lysol All-purpose Cleaner whose label says "do not use on eating utensils, glasses, etc." and one only noticed that after one had used it on a wooden cutting board. What should one do?


Gadget_Girl - Jan 16, 2008 2:08:26 pm PST #2686 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I'm sure I've shared this here before but the WORST GAME EVER at a baby shower was called "Guess what baby ate" or something like that. Melted candy bars in little diapers. People were actually sniffing the diapers to deterine what candy bars were in there. I was pregnant at the time and had to sit that one out as the mere image of people sniffing diapers and melted chocolate "poo" made me gag.

.....


Gadget_Girl - Jan 16, 2008 2:10:29 pm PST #2687 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

ND, sorry to hear your day has been what it is.

Question, though. If the bluebird arrives with the phone, do you get the pleasure of strangling the thing for bothering you with it's incessant happiness???

ION...I still need a t-shirt from The Pleasure Chest.