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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2008 5:38:17 am PST #2401 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

One of the greatest shocks to my system when I first moved in with my ex was that he talked to me in the morning.

Crazy Polish Roommate, even having been told upon interviewing for the room that I was NOT a morning person and that I wouldn't even tie up the bathroom or kitchen in the morning (showered at night, ate at work) persisted in trying to chat with me. Like, would knock on my door and start nattering.

Turns out she felt my "not a morning person" was a character flaw and I needed to work on it. Apparenly she had even discussed this with her Mother before proceeding. This was a deliberate premeditated act.


SailAweigh - Jan 15, 2008 5:40:25 am PST #2402 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

was a character flaw and I needed to work on it.

That's grounds for slayage, right there. Or ipecac in her coffee.


Ginger - Jan 15, 2008 5:42:13 am PST #2403 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I ate the same breakfast and lunch sandwich through most of high school because that required the least amount of morning thought.


Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2008 5:42:57 am PST #2404 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's grounds for slayage, right there. Or ipecac in her coffee.

It's a good chunk of how she wound up dubbed "Crazy Polish Roommate".


Sparky1 - Jan 15, 2008 5:46:06 am PST #2405 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I am the flip side: I have to remind my DH that we do not have Important Conversations late at night. I'm too tired to think straight, and immediately get mad at him because by bringing up something Important right before beddy-bye, I'm doomed to lie awake all night thinking about it (while he sleeps like a baby, of course).


Emily - Jan 15, 2008 6:03:28 am PST #2406 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

One morning, I told Midwest!Ex that "Not only do I hate you immensely, but you left your wet towel on top of mine." He apparently thought "hate you immensely" was a bit harsh. So did I, once I'd had coffee and a shower. Mornings... bad time for things to go wrong.


Miracleman - Jan 15, 2008 6:12:04 am PST #2407 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I have, quite by accident and much to my surprise, become a functional morning person.

I will not say "cheerful". But I can function and be reasonably civil in the morning.

This is a great boon, as I'm the one who has to wake both the Empress and Da Punk Princess...neither of whom can be described using the words "civil", "polite", "reasonable" or "sane" in the same sentence as the word "morning".

Miracleman...the voice of reason in Castle von Miracleborn.

Live in fear.


SuziQ - Jan 15, 2008 6:19:33 am PST #2408 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I didn't used to be a morning person, but when I shifted my work hours, I kinda had to be. The first couple of hours work much better if I'm left alone, but I can be perky if necessary. Sometimes it can be a useful weapon against those less inclined.


Laura - Jan 15, 2008 6:19:48 am PST #2409 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

well, on Sunday, I'm leaving for my parents' house in New Mexico with Ellie.

Safe and uneventful travels. I have to say that you looked spectacular in the pictures vw posted. Got that whole glow thing going on.


Laura - Jan 15, 2008 6:22:01 am PST #2410 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I've never thought of myself as a morning person, because ugh. But I think I could be if I could somehow get to bed at a decent hour. Watching TDS and getting up at 6am just doesn't work out.