Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jan 12, 2008 3:31:47 pm PST #2103 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Today at lunch mom was telling me about this woman she saw on Dr. Phil.

The woman called her chihuahua her "son" and she was freaking obsessed with that dog. Her roommate moved out because the woman didn't let any pills in the house, lest one fall on the floor and the dog swallowed it. The dog, never put its paws on the ground outside, totally carried everywhere. No chicken with bones in the house, lest the dog gets it.

And the big thing -- the woman would PRE CHEW dog biscuits and then the dog would EAT THEM from her mouth. Lest the dog choke. Oh, and now arguements in front of the dog and no violent programs on tv. Lest the dog is upset.

I kept punctuating each revelation with "But it's a Dog!!!" And she had a dog, for the dog, but this one was treated as a pet. After the woman said she would pick the dog over her mother Dr Phil, evidentally, gave up.

Oh and she'd spent 10 grand on Clothes for the dog.

People are whacked out.


omnis_audis - Jan 12, 2008 3:36:02 pm PST #2104 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wow. um. It's a flippin' dog people! I dunno what to say. I like pets, but I'm not a pet owner. I'm guessing that woman needs some counseling. Maybe empty nest issues? Did she have a baby die at a young age or something?? No clue. But warning flags everywhere.

So much for knocking some chores out. Today has become SUPER lazy day. Did some knitting thou! Does that count? Did even more napping. I know that doesn't count for much.


Glamcookie - Jan 12, 2008 3:37:26 pm PST #2105 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Novocaine is wearing off and tooth hurts. Ouchie.


brenda m - Jan 12, 2008 3:40:16 pm PST #2106 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And the big thing -- the woman would PRE CHEW dog biscuits and then the dog would EAT THEM from her mouth.

Cuz if there's one thing dogs hate, it's chewin' stuff.

Also, a world of euwww.


askye - Jan 12, 2008 3:43:19 pm PST #2107 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

She doesn't have kids so this dog is her son and her firm belief is that she can spoil it becuase it's her son.

Dr. Phil asked if it had negative impact on her relationships with people, and she said she didn't care because her dog gave her all the unconditional love she needed.

Oh, and that she'd pick the dog over her mother, because her mother can take care of herself, but the dog is helpless.

She didn't want therapy and liked her life the way it is.


Connie Neil - Jan 12, 2008 3:45:06 pm PST #2108 of 10001
brillig

She didn't want therapy and liked her life the way it is.

More power to her.


Fay - Jan 12, 2008 3:51:08 pm PST #2109 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Yeah, Laga - didn't realise there were other flatmates in the equation, but I'd definitely talk it over with them.

Also? IT'S A DOG!! Pre-chewing dog biscuits? WTF? And did you say that the dog had a pet dog, or did I misunderstand it?

(Choosing the dog over her mom - well, you know, some people have really shitty moms. So no judgment there.)


askye - Jan 12, 2008 3:54:25 pm PST #2110 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Yes the son-dog has a pet dog, that is treated like a normal dog. No prechewed treats for it, because it's just a dog.

Unlike the Son-dog.


Fay - Jan 12, 2008 3:55:19 pm PST #2111 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

t /speechless


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2008 3:57:00 pm PST #2112 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess it's a victimless...sickness? Delusion? Opinion?