I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 10, 2008 2:21:20 pm PST #1728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Trudy, you will have to go to Salon Letter Readers Anonymous.

Yes. I think JZ is already a member....


-t - Jan 10, 2008 2:22:00 pm PST #1729 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Shh. It's Anonymous.


Volans - Jan 10, 2008 2:31:14 pm PST #1730 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Fish! Plankton! Protein from the sea!

t / Logan's Run

Sox, sounds like pinkeye. At least, when Mal had it those were his symptoms. Including the really gross parts.

Crappy week. Want it over NOW.


Gadget_Girl - Jan 10, 2008 2:41:06 pm PST #1731 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

So glad tomorrow is Friday! Not only is it the end of the week, one of my former students is in town and is coming to the school for a visit at the end of the day. I think we are going to go for a late lunch/early dinner, too.

I can't wait!!!!! (please excuse the shameless overuse of the exclamation point)


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2008 2:42:35 pm PST #1732 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what does one do when bored in the office making a CD for the Children's Touring show and a packet of brand new multi-colored Sharpies? Yup, you guessed it, each letter of the title of the CD is a different color. Such a rainbow effect. Reminds me of my sister with crayons in 1st grade.

Yes I am bored. Yes I want rehearsal to be done NOW, so I can check in and say "everything good?" and go home!


JZ - Jan 10, 2008 2:49:27 pm PST #1733 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Trudy, seriously. You've got to just go cold turkey. I haven't been back in six months, and while I'll admit that the first couple of weeks were rough going, now I just feel so clean.

Okay, I do occasionally check out Glenn Greenwald's letters threads, but he rarely discusses gender politics so the letters are comparatively nontoxic.

But, really. You just have to cut yourself off. Come here when you feel like you're getting weak. I'll work on designing a 30-days-clean badge for you.


hippocampus - Jan 10, 2008 2:56:50 pm PST #1734 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Sox, sounds like pinkeye. At least, when Mal had it those were his symptoms. Including the really gross parts.

we asked about this, but turns out that's what happens to her when she gets really congested. it comes out of her eyes. and that it was really a virus-y type thing. Yuck.

by the way, Suzi, I forgot to say - mmmm. brains!


Fay - Jan 10, 2008 2:57:02 pm PST #1735 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh my God.

...

...

...I, I think I may have stood in a rat on the way to work.

...

...

I'm trying to convince myself it was fruit or something. Um. Because I was scurrying across the crossing (in Thailand, pedestrian crossings are largely hypothetical - there are black and white stripes across the road, but for some reason drivers genuinely DON'T GIVE A DAMN) and watching the bus heading towards me, and then my foot was in something and sliding, sliding...and then I was on the other side of the road, walking, and glancing back over my shoulder and trying to put together the physical sensation with the possibilities, and there was some sort of dark and meaningless shape that vaguely said lizard (but, honestly, when do you see a BIG lizard on the street? You just don't), and then I was still walking, listening to Written by the Victors on the iPod, my mind racing, and the word "....rat" rose irresistibly to mind. Because, you see, you do occasionally see squished rats on the street. Not often, but occasionally. Lizards, though - no. And dogshit - really, the street dogs just aren't stupid enough to crap in the middle of the street on a busy crossing. So...rat. Maybe. Although fruit seems plausible - it's right next to the market. And although I can't think when I've seen squished fruit lying on the ground (because if you dropped your fruit, you'd just pick it up, not leave it there...) it's still plausible. Right? Right?

Oh my God.

I think I stood in a rat.

:: bleaches foot. and brain.::


Laura - Jan 10, 2008 2:59:22 pm PST #1736 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Fruit. I am absolutely certain. No self respecting vermin would die in the street. Fruit I tell you.


Fay - Jan 10, 2008 3:01:07 pm PST #1737 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::rocks back and forth::