River ,'The Message'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm going to be surprised if Sass doesn't give me a "WTF is this?!" look when I put kibble back into her bowl. Poor boo is definitely not quite herself today, although she's trying.
Aimee, we're just off in our own imaginations filling in the details...
Aimee - I refrained from confessing to the dreams I had after mainlining S2 of FNL. That doesn't mean you should refrain. At all.
Don't wanna be here. Wanna be at home drawing comic books.
I'm home but I've been soothing irate toddlers all morning. Fortunately, it's time to get ready for yoga.
Is it Friday yet?
It was an odd dream, to say the least. Full cast of characters. I'm surprised it has taken me this long to realize my simple yet abundant and lustful attraction to Toby Ziegler.
I attest that this story is absolutely true. Overheard at work:
"This one time I went to Starbucks and got my coffee and grabbed a couple creamers. I went to work and grabbed the coffee in one hand and the creamers in the other.
When I got out of my car at work, the car door didn't shut all the way the first time, so I shoved the door with the hand that had the creamers in it and the creamers popped and there was this fountain of white stuff all over the door.
For half a second I thought I was an android."
I'm surprised it has taken me this long to realize my simple yet abundant and lustful attraction to Toby Ziegler.
Me, too. Smart, mopey, balding guys are HAWT.
For half a second I thought I was an android
die. ing.
really, I'm laughing so hard it hurts
Yeah, I 'bout pissed myself when I heard it.
See, when I read "fountain of white stuff," the first place my mind went was not "I thought I was an android."
Me, too. Smart, mopey, balding guys are HAWT.
I know!