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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 09, 2008 9:00:03 pm PST #1642 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{sj}}} My grandpa is slowly succumbing to senility, as well. It's heartbreaking.


Fay - Jan 09, 2008 9:18:20 pm PST #1643 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(((sj))) Man, that's rotten.

Go Susan! Awesome bravery! And gorgeous song! Go Team!

I was looking forward to Fay and Laga having this totally huge knock-down hissing catfight over Thai prostitution, and visions of me stepping in and settling the whole thing by throwing them naked, writhing and fighting into a vat of Kahlua-laced chocolate mousse, and shouting "HUG IT OUT, BITCHES!!"

Ngah. Okay, between the mousse, the nekkid Laga and the thought of the eminently lickable Erin channelling Ari Gold*, I think I may need a cold shower.

We can still do this part.

This.

(*I adore Ari Gold. A. Dore.)

Really? I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.

Yeah. And their beachball version of the pingpong ball show is a danger to public health and safety.


omnis_audis - Jan 09, 2008 9:24:30 pm PST #1644 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wow what a day. Work was fine, but boy do you bitches talk today! Finally caught up. A lil Meara action here.

Actually, that's not too bad of an idea. Smaller chance of someone we know being there and Mom & I love San Diego. We have a long way to go material-wise. I think we have one good joke and Mom thinks we have two.
I was under the impression some comedy clubs would give you a slot if you brought enough friends with 2 drink min. Either way, I'd be game for watching y'all. Your mom is a hoot, and so are you. It'd be fun! Let me know if you do it!

Aha! Batslash T shirt! (Looking most unbecomingly tight, for which I apologise, but y'all are family and thus I shall not scream in horror at being seen in (1) a T shirt and (2) a horribly tight thing. Because the point is - BATSLASH!!!
Wow, those arm muscles are ripply and sexy. O wait! it's the model! The hot! (well, both shirt and model!)
I hate emoticons because I feel like they are a crutch for people who cannot express themselves properly with words alone but sometimes those people is me.
I use them because I tend to be sarcastic with strange sense of humor, so it seems to help folks know I am only joking.... probably unsuccessfully.

{{{sj}}} sorry to hear about that.

and for the record... I'm sad I missed the choco mousse wrestling with Laga and Faye. That would have been... wow. OK, enough with me.


vw bug - Jan 10, 2008 2:10:12 am PST #1645 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Timelies!

I slept in today. The sun was behind clouds and let me. It was so nice!


Jars - Jan 10, 2008 2:13:18 am PST #1646 of 10001

Good morning vw! Glad you slept well! How was yesterday's snorkelling?


vw bug - Jan 10, 2008 2:19:16 am PST #1647 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yesterday's snorkeling was fabulous. Didn't see too many things. We were really hoping to see a turtle, but no such luck. Still, saw some pretty things. It was fun.


Jars - Jan 10, 2008 2:53:48 am PST #1648 of 10001

I love looking at things underwater. Stuff looks just plain cooler down there.


Sparky1 - Jan 10, 2008 3:18:39 am PST #1649 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

vw, I love your vacation. The DH and I are discussing what we should do this spring with our 100K miles (each) and my use-it-or-lose it vacation time.

Today, however, I am home with the puppy, who started vomiting last night when we got home from daycare and who we took to the animal hospital after the 3rd or 4th bout. She only weighs 6-7 lbs so I was getting worried about dehydration. She got subcutaneous fluids, a couple of anti-emetics, and a bland diet that she isn't interested in eating. She was interested in eating the plain chicken breast I cooked up for her and she's had some water this morning, so she's going to be fine, but she's not ready to go back to daycare.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2008 3:23:16 am PST #1650 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oof, poor baby. Plain chicken breast and white rice is what Lucy gets for stomach upsets.


Aims - Jan 10, 2008 3:32:43 am PST #1651 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ugh.

Stayed home with Em yesterday. Am back at work today after a night of baby-in-the-bed and odd dreams where me, Josh Lyman, and Toby Ziegler had this odd "golden trio" thing going on from a piece of bad threesome fic. Nothing sexual but just very odd.

Note to self: Limit yourself to 4 hours of West Wing before bed. Obviously the fifth drive your mind over.