Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I don't mind the longer posts as long as there's a paragraph once in a while to give my eyes a break. I'd still prefer a cut, though.
This. Soooo much this. It saddens me greatly to watch my younger siblings and cousins forgo not only capitalization but punctuation in their writing... Then sometimes they also don't bother separating ideas into paragraphs, it becomes nigh-impossible for my ADD-addled brain to make it through any of it, much less derive any concrete meaning from it.
Sonus would you consider living in a shack in Redondo if our roommate moves out? You've been to our house, right? It's truly a hole but the rent is cheap.
I actually haven't been to your house, now that you mention it. I would gladly consider living with you, but there are several major problems. Mainly, the drive: I hate driving in highway traffic when the freeways are packed with cars. And, my tattered, aging pickup truck is dying a slow death. The rent might be cheap, but is it cheap enough to offset at least an hour drive each way and the cost of a new car?
Moving sucks. Alas, I'm pretty sure there's no convincing Erin_Obscure not to move out, especially now that she's got a place in Portland.
Hmmm, I guess I had a hankering for cheddar when I was shopping.
Dammit, now I want cheese. I was talking about cheese in the bar earlier with a friend who is a wholesaler of imported French gourmet foods; he has promised to bring a sample of the stinkiest cheese he has. Now you've reminded me of the cheese, and now I want Gouda, and Gorgonzola and Muenster, and and and...
Alas, all I've got in the fridge is the remainder of a small bag of crappy cheap shredded cheddar/jack mix. And there's nothing to put it on.
no crackers? no bread? pita? tortilla shells? O hell, I've been known to eat that stuff straight out of the bag. Yes, I have no shame! Pfft, and you call yourself a cheese lover. Pashaw!
I seem to have caught some sort of stomach bug. It's less than fun.
Thats no fun VW. Tell that silly bug to get out! Your on vacation!! Maybe it was attracted to you because of your name. I dunno. Just a theory.
ION. It seems, I just joined Match.com. I really hate writing profiles. I suck at them. Ugg. I should be in bed. Heading there now. Night Bitches! MWAH!
Tummy bugs are oogy.
Cheese is delicious.
And yes the City of Portland, the entire PNW and I are committed to luring erin_obscura here. she signed thighs, it's now predestined
I can not sleep. I did wee creative work earlier and am not struggling to not only find the right keys, I just want to sleep.
THINGS, things were signed. Typos like this are another reason insomnia is ebil. EBIL!
I can not sleep.
Me either. Well, I did, for four hours, but now I can't.
she signed thighs, it's now predestined
She signed wha? Either its a typo, or an interesting story.
I can not sleep.
ditto. But I'm real close to heading that way.
I haven't gone to sleep yet, but I figure it's about time I give it a shot.
I have a sneaking suspicion that I am the horrible customer calling customer service lines. Ok, not the one calling DCJ, because I generally know better than to unplug important things. But you know, I say stupid things, and miss things that seem obvious in retrospect, all the time. I wonder if I'm being written up on some other list even as we type.
I doubt it.
It's not so much those who are willing to try, it's more the people who are defiantly clueless that get frustrating.
Like MM's callers calling over and over. Or the people who won't check to see if there is a cable running from the computer to the printer because "they don't know computers," despite the fact it requires no computer knowledge whatsoever.
I have no problems with people who are frustrated and not thinking clearly. I understand that.
I work with people on a daily basis that do not know how things work, will not know how things work when we are done, but are willing to try. To these people I give kudos.
I could only hope to be as patient as some of the people I help when I'm out of my depth calling a customer service or helpline.
