Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

Spike ,'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jan 05, 2008 4:09:29 pm PST #1032 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Chili lime anything is addictive.


-t - Jan 05, 2008 4:14:18 pm PST #1033 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I did, beth. Two showings of sun, in fact - one in the morning and one in the afternoon. Nice!


beth b - Jan 05, 2008 4:29:21 pm PST #1034 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

That's right, there was sun this morning, but it was fake sun.


meara - Jan 05, 2008 4:30:49 pm PST #1035 of 10001

stay away from the chili lime ones. Because they forgot the third ingredient on the label – crack

This is very true. The chili lime Trader Joe's cashews are a little weird, though.

I just spent two hours swing dancing. After that and three hours two-stepping last night, I'm really feeling like I was truthful when I wrote down walking and dancing as "forms of exercise" on the chiro intake this morning.


-t - Jan 05, 2008 5:02:13 pm PST #1036 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fake sun?


Laga - Jan 05, 2008 5:23:13 pm PST #1037 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

stupid computer! ::bang:: ::bang:: ::bang:: entertain me!


WindSparrow - Jan 05, 2008 5:38:28 pm PST #1038 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Watches, agast, as Laga's computer starts to juggle flaming chainsaws right there on Laga's desk.


Laga - Jan 05, 2008 6:16:58 pm PST #1039 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

hey cool!


beth b - Jan 05, 2008 6:58:43 pm PST #1040 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Fake sun?

well, fake-out sun would be more accurate. I gave suspicious looks in the morning and drove to the cafe instead of walking because we didn't trust it


DCJensen - Jan 05, 2008 7:05:24 pm PST #1041 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I have a customer service/tech support one for everyone.

A coworker told this one.

We work at a helpdesk that supports restaurants who have touchscreen registers, all connected to the network, and a backoffice PC that the sales are recorded on.

Here's the call:

Manager: "All of our registers are down!!!"

Helpdesk: "Ok, are they off, or do they have an error?"

Manager: "They all say 'Can't open [IP address of back office computer file].'"

Helpdesk: "Okay, is the back office computer running?"

Manager: "Yeah, it says 'Network Cable unplugged.'"

Helpdesk: "Okay, we have to find out if the cable is disconnected from the hub, it should be near the tower, with a lot of cables attached. They look like big telephone plugs."

Manager: "I'm not sure... there's a box here that says [brand of hub]."

Helpdesk: "Does it have lights on it?"

Manager: "Yeah, but they were annoying me, so I unplugged it."

Helpdesk: "..."