Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007: Heaven's Just a Funky Moose  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2007? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Aims - Jan 15, 2008 2:00:09 pm PST #347 of 513
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just thought it was pretty, and then Matilda grabbed it and wouldn't let go, so I decided that it was obviously supposed to leave the shop with us.

This happened with me, Em, and a new slipcover for the couch.


JZ - Jan 15, 2008 2:15:58 pm PST #348 of 513
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Okay, now I'm thanking God for Matilda's taste for tiny things.

And making a note to myself never, ever to take her to Tiffany's.


Consuela - Jan 15, 2008 5:48:31 pm PST #349 of 513
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Okay, so, I should probably say something.

Secret Santa: if you already shipped a parcel, it's gone missing. If you haven't shipped it yet, no worries.

I just wanted to let you know that, in case I was looking like an asshole for not thanking you.


Fay - Jan 15, 2008 5:54:46 pm PST #350 of 513
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Now I'm wondering, if you put a smarties tube on your cat's penis, what he'll walk like.

An Egyptian.

As my cat is Egyptian, I shall refrain from engaging in any sweet packaging-related assaults upon his cathood. Or what's left of it.


billytea - Jan 15, 2008 6:33:11 pm PST #351 of 513
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

As my cat is Egyptian, I shall refrain from engaging in any sweet packaging-related assaults upon his cathood. Or what's left of it.

That's good of you, but I can't speak for how all the cops in the donut shops are likely to react.


Fay - Jan 15, 2008 7:35:01 pm PST #352 of 513
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In all fairness, I think that he does, of neccesity, already walk like an Egyptian. So the cops in the doughnut shops and the waitresses and the hooker-smoking gentlemen should all be able to cope. Hopefully. So long as it isn't another Manic Monday, because then all bets are off.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 16, 2008 4:22:24 am PST #353 of 513
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

the hooker-smoking gentlemen

Tilts head in dog-like confuzzlement.


Miracleman - Jan 16, 2008 5:33:07 am PST #354 of 513
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

This happened with me, Em, and a new slipcover for the couch.

And you expect me to believe that?


sumi - Jan 16, 2008 5:41:49 am PST #355 of 513
Art Crawl!!!

Should that be hookah smoking?


DXMachina - Jan 16, 2008 5:51:55 am PST #356 of 513
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Should that be hookah smoking?

Only in Boston.