I just thought it was pretty, and then Matilda grabbed it and wouldn't let go, so I decided that it was obviously supposed to leave the shop with us.
This happened with me, Em, and a new slipcover for the couch.
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2007? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
I just thought it was pretty, and then Matilda grabbed it and wouldn't let go, so I decided that it was obviously supposed to leave the shop with us.
This happened with me, Em, and a new slipcover for the couch.
Okay, now I'm thanking God for Matilda's taste for tiny things.
And making a note to myself never, ever to take her to Tiffany's.
Okay, so, I should probably say something.
Secret Santa: if you already shipped a parcel, it's gone missing. If you haven't shipped it yet, no worries.
I just wanted to let you know that, in case I was looking like an asshole for not thanking you.
Now I'm wondering, if you put a smarties tube on your cat's penis, what he'll walk like.
An Egyptian.
As my cat is Egyptian, I shall refrain from engaging in any sweet packaging-related assaults upon his cathood. Or what's left of it.
As my cat is Egyptian, I shall refrain from engaging in any sweet packaging-related assaults upon his cathood. Or what's left of it.
That's good of you, but I can't speak for how all the cops in the donut shops are likely to react.
In all fairness, I think that he does, of neccesity, already walk like an Egyptian. So the cops in the doughnut shops and the waitresses and the hooker-smoking gentlemen should all be able to cope. Hopefully. So long as it isn't another Manic Monday, because then all bets are off.
the hooker-smoking gentlemen
Tilts head in dog-like confuzzlement.
This happened with me, Em, and a new slipcover for the couch.
And you expect me to believe that?
Should that be hookah smoking?
Should that be hookah smoking?
Only in Boston.