Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007: Heaven's Just a Funky Moose  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2007? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Fred Pete - Jan 14, 2008 3:44:48 pm PST #334 of 513
Ann, that's a ferret.

That would have been one mighty penis.

On a par with Winston Churchill's, no doubt.


flea - Jan 14, 2008 4:51:39 pm PST #335 of 513
information libertarian

I think you mean Rasputin.


quester - Jan 14, 2008 5:39:24 pm PST #336 of 513
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Is the penis in the tube?


Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2008 5:58:15 pm PST #337 of 513
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It is, actually.


Laga - Jan 14, 2008 6:25:59 pm PST #338 of 513
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now I'm wondering, if you put a smarties tube on your cat's penis, what he'll walk like.


billytea - Jan 14, 2008 6:32:07 pm PST #339 of 513
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now I'm wondering, if you put a smarties tube on your cat's penis, what he'll walk like.

An Egyptian.


Fred Pete - Jan 15, 2008 4:23:09 am PST #340 of 513
Ann, that's a ferret.

I think you mean Rasputin.

No, just referring to What the Butler Saw.


flea - Jan 15, 2008 4:45:35 am PST #341 of 513
information libertarian

And I was referring to this, of which my favorite part is the sea cucumber note: [link]


Frankenbuddha - Jan 15, 2008 9:22:42 am PST #342 of 513
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That would have been one mighty penis.

Nothing can defeat the penis!


DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2008 1:16:39 pm PST #343 of 513
Woe to the fucking wicked.

When I got home yesterday, there was one of those sticky notes on my door saying that UPS had tried to deliver a package. It was too late to go to the office then, so I had to do it today.

I got more Secret Santa stuff!

I got a festive holiday flipbook, and pretty Bert's Bees lipstuff, and soap! and more soap! And more soap! (I'm going to have to shower more often, to use all this soap!) And a book (Green Angel by Alice Hoffman) and Real San Francisco sourdough starter (New Pet!)

Thank you, JZ!