OK, that was hysterical.
I'm picturing shrift eating a burrito at a Tijuana sex show and being glared at by hookers.
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2007 7:40:36 am PST #9941 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift - Dec 31, 2007 7:42:07 am PST #9942 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have never been to Tijuana or a live sex show.
I have been glared at by hookers.
shrift - Dec 31, 2007 7:45:12 am PST #9943 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
My mom is on a sort of modified Atkins diet, where it's low-carb but also low fat. She's lost 30-something pounds, which is very exciting.
Losing 30-something pounds does sound exciting! However, I don't think it would be practical for me to try. I cannot live without the tasty potato. It would be an Atkins exercise in futility.
Dana - Dec 31, 2007 7:50:24 am PST #9944 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Losing 30-something pounds does sound exciting!
I know!
However, I don't think it would be practical for me to try. I cannot live without the tasty potato. It would be an Atkins exercise in futility.
I know. She tells me the whole thing about how you stop craving things and you feel full with less food and you have more energy, but I think it's a myth, like those endorphins you supposedly get from exercising.
Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 7:53:27 am PST #9945 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Shit - Does anyone have the recipe for the CI spice cake? I want to make it for NYE, but of course the original link has expired.
[eta: nevermind, I found it. Apparently I emailed it to ita a few months ago when she asked the same question.]
shrift - Dec 31, 2007 7:55:51 am PST #9946 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
She tells me the whole thing about how you stop craving things and you feel full with less food and you have more energy, but I think it's a myth
The only time I stop craving things is when I'm horribly ill. I'd rather not associate mealtimes with deathtimes!
I think "smaller portions" + "more exercise" - "snacking" = "slightly more feasible for me".
Aims - Dec 31, 2007 7:56:11 am PST #9947 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jessica - is this it? [link]
Well, it's there for anyone else, even ifmy awesomeness was thwarted by Jessica's smartness.
Gadget_Girl - Dec 31, 2007 7:58:34 am PST #9948 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
I think "smaller portions" + "more exercise" - "snacking" = "slightly more feasible for me".
ditto.
Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 8:04:41 am PST #9949 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
That's it too! Thanks Aims.
Cashmere - Dec 31, 2007 8:07:15 am PST #9950 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I have actually experienced the mythic endorphin rush. But it's a rare thing.
I will never stop craving sugar or potatoes. Never.
We had a split lip incident. It's amazing what an ice cream snow man will do to alleviate the pain and tears.