Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2007 3:41:04 pm PST #9776 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mothers lie.

This worries me. But I think I'll still survey the field, just in case I need to act quickly.

Quick question:

At a strip bar (full monty) with a flat screen TV in back of the stripping area--which would be a more popular choice of viewing--UFC, or porn?

My sister was disappointed to find out that you can't have penetration in strip acts here. But we're not sure if here is the US, or just California--anyone know?

There was another question. Just not enough brain cells to keep it alive long enough for me to ask it. Oops.


Lee - Dec 29, 2007 3:44:22 pm PST #9777 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Gorgeous quilt, Sarameg. I am on my way home from a very nice day with Tom and many of the SFistas. We saw Juno, which was cute.


Bobbi - Dec 29, 2007 3:45:16 pm PST #9778 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

Beautiful quilt, sarameg!!


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2007 3:45:54 pm PST #9779 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My sister was disappointed to find out that you can't have penetration in strip acts here. But we're not sure if here is the US, or just California--anyone know?

Um... huh. No, I don't know.

You're talking penetration with sex toys, not live sex acts, right?


Jesse - Dec 29, 2007 3:48:20 pm PST #9780 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

have I talked about the family changing room at the Y?

I do not believe you have.

I would guess the fighting, since the naked ladies are there in person.


-t - Dec 29, 2007 3:53:08 pm PST #9781 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I know there are places that advertise live sex shows in New Orleans, but I haven't been myself, so I can't say what all is involved. Or the legality thereof.

I made CI chocolate chip cookie bars today. Surprisingly quick and easy, and extremely tasty. The recipe gave me pause when it said to turn the batter into the pan, because what I had made was far doughy than batter, but it came out like it's supposed to.

Love the quilt, sarameg. I bet you can make anything on Low that you can make on High in a crockpot, it just takes longer. But I managed to burn the cabbage in my Boiled Dinner in the crockpot last night (the rest of the dinner was fine, just the cabbage burned), so there are clearly some subtleties that escape me.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2007 3:56:27 pm PST #9782 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You're talking penetration with sex toys, not live sex acts, right?

Yup. Undoing beer bottles, or shooting ping pong balls.

I would guess the fighting, since the naked ladies are there in person.

I guess that too. Adding violence to sex seems like a simple win.

-t, I think the problem is the cabbage. Since it is evil.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2007 3:59:26 pm PST #9783 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yup. Undoing beer bottles, or shooting ping pong balls.

I've only heard of these things in the context of "those weird, extreme things you can find in Asian countries."


-t - Dec 29, 2007 3:59:40 pm PST #9784 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your theory fits the facts, ita.

Also, I would guess fighting.

And the beer bottle thing certainly happens in Mexico. I wish I didn't know that.


Vortex - Dec 29, 2007 4:40:49 pm PST #9785 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

At a strip bar (full monty) with a flat screen TV in back of the stripping area--which would be a more popular choice of viewing--UFC, or porn?

I would think UFC.