Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 11:56:36 am PST #8867 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is awesome! (in a "possible doom for all mankind" kind of way):

Time is running out - literally, says scientist

Scientists have come up with the radical suggestion that the universe's end may come not with a bang but a standstill - that time could be literally running out and could, one day, stop altogether.

The idea that time itself could cease to be in billions of years - and everything will grind to a halt - has been set out by Professor José Senovilla, Marc Mars and Raül Vera of the University of the Basque Country, Bilbao, and University of Salamanca, Spain.

The motivation for this radical end to time itself is to provide an alternative explanation for "dark energy" - the mysterious antigravitational force that has been suggested to explain a cosmic phenomenon that has baffled scientists.

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The team's proposal, which will be published in the journal Physical Review D, does away altogether with dark energy. Instead, Prof Senovilla says, the appearance of acceleration is caused by time itself gradually slowing down, like a clock that needs winding.

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In some number of billions of years, time would cease to be time altogether - and everything will stop.

"Then everything will be frozen, like a snapshot of one instant, forever," Prof Senovilla tells New Scientist magazine. "Our planet will be long gone by then."

However, he adds that the team is only assuming there is one dimension of time. Itzhak Bars of the University of Southern California in Los Angeles has put forward the bizarre suggestion that there are two dimensions of time, not the one that we are all familiar with.

Prof Senovilla says: "One thing that is definitely not included in our models is the possibility of having more than one time dimension."


Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 11:56:53 am PST #8868 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

GC! Here! [link]


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2007 11:57:17 am PST #8869 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you mean the language? I think it's português. Or do you mean the adjective? In which case I don't know enough about the language to tell you the gender whatever.


amych - Dec 21, 2007 11:58:01 am PST #8870 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Português.


Cashmere - Dec 21, 2007 11:59:13 am PST #8871 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

GC, I think it's "Por-TU-Ges" with a hard "G". But that's just from remembering a friend in college who was an exchange student in Brazil for a year.


Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 12:00:09 pm PST #8872 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My link has sound!


msbelle - Dec 21, 2007 12:00:44 pm PST #8873 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am at the parentals' house and am already bored and wanting to do nothing but snack on unhealthy food.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2007 12:01:39 pm PST #8874 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eating french fries or chips daily may double women's chances of ovarian cancer. Elevator told me that on my way up with lunch. Burger and fries.

Elevator also told me the Lakota seceded, and now I need to go read up on that.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2007 12:02:29 pm PST #8875 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eating french fries or chips daily may double women's chances of ovarian cancer.

Seriously? Yikes.

Luckily, I only had a few french fries today. Off my coworker's plate. Mostly I had pizza. That's good for me, right??


Scrappy - Dec 21, 2007 12:02:42 pm PST #8876 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Eating french fries or chips daily may double women's chances of ovarian cancer.

Another upside of the whole hysterectomy thing.

orders fries. Again.