"I'm Darth Vader. The Force is strong with this message."
"I'm the Emperor. Only now do you realize the power of this message...."
The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2007 11:27:21 am PST #8603 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 11:28:06 am PST #8604 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
This message is your father.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2007 11:28:43 am PST #8605 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Search your feelings - you know this message to be true."
megan walker - Dec 20, 2007 11:30:13 am PST #8606 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Huh. So The UPS Store refunded me $20 for the whole "December 24th is a holiday, you must send this 3-day mail" screw-up.
Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 11:30:53 am PST #8607 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"I don't believe this message."
"That is why you fail."
Nora Deirdre - Dec 20, 2007 11:34:37 am PST #8608 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
So The UPS Store refunded me $20 for the whole "December 24th is a holiday, you must send this 3-day mail" screw-up.
Whoo! A win for the good guys!
Sean K - Dec 20, 2007 11:37:37 am PST #8609 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nora, I believe the entire rest of this thread puts the lie to that whole "good guys" notion.
tiggy - Dec 20, 2007 11:41:06 am PST #8610 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
wait wait wait... i distinctly remember following the 2 girls 1 cup link from here and ita is totally the only one who would pass on that kind of trama to others.
there really isn't enough brain bleach in the world.
Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 11:41:12 am PST #8611 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I think we need to form an ad agency.
Huh.
"Narrator: Sauron. A ma--being of the people. He brings experience to the table.
Sauron: When I served under Morgoth, I learned how to plan, how to factor in the big picture and how to take decisive action.
As advisor to the Kings of Numenor, I helped forge a lasting foreign policy initiative, the benefits of which are still being felt today in Middle Earth.
I've undergone hardship and pain...I've lost my body twice...but I persevered and continued to drive toward my vision of a peaceful and unified Middle Earth.
I promise, as your ultimate leader, to bring law and order to all corners of Middle Earth and to treat all its denizens equally...regardless of mortality, lack of mortality or height.
Narrator: Sauron. The Great Eye that sees the Big Picture."
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2007 11:44:59 am PST #8612 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, The Civil War in Four Minutes. Animated map where you can see territory/front lines move about....