There's also a teabagging joke in there somewhere, but I don't think I want to try to find it
No, I don't think you should.
Big difference between "want" and "should". With ND not "wanting" to find a teabagging joke just means he is so immobilized by ennui that he cannot be bothered to think beyond the word "teabagging" before giving up with a sigh and a "What's the fucking point of it all? I mean, really, when you get right down to it, what's the fucking point?"
"Should" never enters the equation, really.