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Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 8:22:39 am PST #8159 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

How about

Here's a tip. Take some time to celebrate the really nasty people you didn't have sex with. Look at that rude guy behind the counter at Zingerman who stares at your breasts while he takes your order. You didn't go down on him! Yay, you! And the hobo that yells rude things at you when you walk past him? No sexing for him. The really boring guy in class? So not getting any of your honey.

Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 8:23:19 am PST #8160 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

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Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 8:23:57 am PST #8161 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

MM gets it in one

Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 8:24:16 am PST #8162 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

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flea - Dec 19, 2007 8:24:20 am PST #8163 of 10001
information libertarian

Damn, Laura. That is a sack of sugar. Your poor back.

Emily - Dec 19, 2007 8:24:53 am PST #8164 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Damn. I was totally going to get that one, too. The Zingerman's reference helped.

Laura - Dec 19, 2007 8:25:40 am PST #8165 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Damn, Laura. That is a sack of sugar. Your poor back.

The only real issue was people treating the baby like he had some problem since he wasn't walking and talking.

Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 8:26:03 am PST #8166 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I remember her saying it, well typing it...er reading it after she posted it.

Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 8:27:48 am PST #8167 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It was totally the Zingerman's reference for me. That and lucky timing.

Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 8:27:49 am PST #8168 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

One more...

Um, so I like my men dense, cakey and with coffee?

I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and making me all awake inside. Also it's nice if their ingredients come from the grocery store.

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