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But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2007 5:24:15 am PST #7650 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Dec 16, 2007 5:28:18 am PST #7651 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would buy Bacon Salt if it was sold near me.
Edit: Wait, apparently it now is. At a Pool & Patio store. Huh.
§ ita § - Dec 16, 2007 5:32:05 am PST #7652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would buy Bacon Salt if it was sold near me.
Internet, baby. Paypal even.
Anne W. - Dec 16, 2007 5:36:15 am PST #7653 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I succumbed and ordered some bacon salt. It seems like the perfect gift for a friend who's recently turned vegetarian.
brenda m - Dec 16, 2007 5:42:33 am PST #7654 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Out of stock on Amazon, except for the peppered kind. Nuts.
Ginger - Dec 16, 2007 5:56:44 am PST #7655 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
You people are going to make me buy bacon salt, aren't you? I already have Lush, Gardenburger ribs, Fernet, different types of makeup and any number of books and DVDs because of y'all.
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2007 5:57:10 am PST #7656 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 16, 2007 6:03:27 am PST #7657 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sheryl - Dec 16, 2007 6:07:13 am PST #7658 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Well, the Snowpacolypse didn't happen here. That's ok with me, as I'd rather not have to dig out my car.
Theodosia - Dec 16, 2007 6:10:43 am PST #7659 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The lure of bacon salt eludes me, particularly strange as I like both bacon AND salt.
Although, I have never salted bacon except accidentally, as when it's too close to my scrambled eggs.