A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Dec 14, 2007 11:37:30 am PST #7455 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Many sympathies, Jessica and family.


bon bon - Dec 14, 2007 11:37:41 am PST #7456 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just took care of three gifts via amazon.


Burrell - Dec 14, 2007 11:40:53 am PST #7457 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

thank you, msbelle, I may need to use that site. I'll see how far I get in my shopping plans tonight.

ita, you need to be stopped!


Laura - Dec 14, 2007 11:43:33 am PST #7458 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hmmm, that phone would cut down on my son's minutes.


Allyson - Dec 14, 2007 11:43:53 am PST #7459 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My sympathies to you and your family, Jessica.

As the holiday party gets closer, the anxiety increases.

I dont drink, and yet? Face down in a bowlful of gin is all I can think to make it better. I'm awful at these things. AWFUL.


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2007 11:47:55 am PST #7460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How are you awful, Allyson? Want us to coach you? We could text you instructions during the party.

Ugh. I have all this status checking to do before a 3:30 meeting with my boss. Just want to lie my aching head down.


hippocampus - Dec 14, 2007 11:50:21 am PST #7461 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::thinks about receiving text instructions from ita while at a party:: ::imagines self walking into a party buck naked::

::realizes the two could be related::

Allyson - imagine everyone else at the party is receiving text instructions from ita.

(ETA: ok, this worked better in my head... which was still reeling from that phone.)


sumi - Dec 14, 2007 11:50:25 am PST #7462 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Top five priciest restaurants in the USA.


msbelle - Dec 14, 2007 11:50:25 am PST #7463 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I made some gift ideas post in LJ a while back:

charities: [link] to which I'd add kiva.org

online store: [link] to which uncommongoods.com is always nice as well as the above mentioned etsy.com


Allyson - Dec 14, 2007 11:50:52 am PST #7464 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We could text you instructions during the party.

YES! Please do.

I don't small talk well. And the onus ends up being on me to be funny.