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Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Dec 12, 2007 5:17:36 pm PST #7021 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Chicken noodle soup with dipping bread smothered in a shitload of butter? Mashed potatoes with corn niblets and a shitload of butter? Those terribly unhealthy Lender's bagels with a shitload of butter?

Can you tell what I'm craving?


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:17:52 pm PST #7022 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I went ahead and ordered mushroom and sausage. Hopefully in 20 minutes I'll be a little more hungry than I am now....


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:18:44 pm PST #7023 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can you tell what I'm craving?

My mom had a friend who would munch on butter sticks when she was a girl.


Jesse - Dec 12, 2007 5:24:50 pm PST #7024 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG you guys. My flight home was an hour and a half late, and I cannot believe I have to go to work tomorrow! But I do. Especially since I'm trying to take a day off next week for misc errands and the DMV and shit. Grrr argh.


Juliebird - Dec 12, 2007 5:27:59 pm PST #7025 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

My mom had a friend who would munch on butter sticks when she was a girl.

I did that once. Got half-way through before I realized it wasn't cream cheese and that's why it tasted so bad.

I also was once munching out of a box of cereal for about five minutes before I realized that the box was filled with ants.

I'm slow like that.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:29:35 pm PST #7026 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also was once munching out of a box of cereal for about five minutes before I realized that the box was filled with ants.

Sugar-frosted ants?

Nut and honey ants?


sarameg - Dec 12, 2007 5:30:06 pm PST #7027 of 10001

Aw, poor Jesse. I hate that. My anger-inducing trauma is the incredibly slow baggage claim at BWI.BWI BAGGAGE SUCKS! 45 minutes, at best. I figure 2 hours from when the plane lands to when I get home, a whole 20 minutes away.

I'm really worried that weather is going to seriously fuck up my travel to NM next week. Out, thru ABQ, in thru Houston. Which theoretically should be safe, but.... when the parents flew back after TG, El Paso airport lost power in a snowstorm, and they landed on a generator-powered runway. Which never happens in El Paso.


Juliebird - Dec 12, 2007 5:33:24 pm PST #7028 of 10001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Sugar-frosted ants?
Nut and honey ants?

Nut and honey, I do believe.

I then proceeded to fling the cereal box across the room, and then there was much vacuuming on my part. And then I brushed my teeth.


Jesse - Dec 12, 2007 5:41:28 pm PST #7029 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, Juliebird -- I don't know that I would ever be able to eat again.

My anger-inducing trauma is the incredibly slow baggage claim at BWI.BWI BAGGAGE SUCKS!

Oh god -- that's why I do my damnedest not to check bags. By the time I get off the plane, I've got to GO.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:43:14 pm PST #7030 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, there is pizza. Smells nummy, at least.