There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

Jasmine ,'Power Play'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:06:20 pm PST #7007 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Road Kill plus toys

Our Squash-plush range looks like roadkill. Feels like roadkill. And tastes like roadkill. But they’re not. They’re plush toys. Very macabre plush toys. It’s the way we make them that makes them seem so real.

The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest high-tech stuffing and plush, to give it quite a realistic squidgy effect. The body and head and legs are made from specially sourced plush material, that gives them that tactile quality of mangy fur. The body is partly stuffed with beads, to give it extra dead weight. And unlike real roadkill it’s something you’ll want to take home and arrange on your bed.

We’ve tried to make Twitch and the rest of his Squash-plush chums as life-like as possible. But at the end of the day he’s only a stuffed toy. All the plush materials and stuffing we’ve used are made from 100% polyester fibres, and are fully compliant with British safety laws.

Twitch’s body is stuffed with a mixture of beads and stuffing. The beads give the Squash-plush teddy a bit of extra weight, so he can lie spreadeagled in his blood and gut-pool. The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest, cutting edge stuffing. It’s a special new micro-bead stuffing that gives the guts and organs a more malleable, tactile effect. It makes it more squidgy. More gross-out. You can disembowel Twitch by pulling the blood and innards through the zips that line both sides of the teddy carcass.


juliana - Dec 12, 2007 5:06:38 pm PST #7008 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Someone is sneaking extra days into the week, and I don't like it.

Dude, tell me about it. I'm still at the office. Grump.


Lee - Dec 12, 2007 5:08:16 pm PST #7009 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's gross and wrong Juliana.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:08:18 pm PST #7010 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fill in the blank:

"I'd like to order a mushroom and ______ pizza."

eta: The pizza will be for me.


Lee - Dec 12, 2007 5:08:32 pm PST #7011 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

sausage


-t - Dec 12, 2007 5:09:03 pm PST #7012 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

sausage


beth b - Dec 12, 2007 5:09:40 pm PST #7013 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

onion


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:09:48 pm PST #7014 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sausage would be OK, but I'm having trouble getting excited about it. Hoping for something that will sound more appealing....


Hil R. - Dec 12, 2007 5:10:08 pm PST #7015 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

tomato


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:11:08 pm PST #7016 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Like, tomato chunks? I think they have that. They also have extra sauce, which I don't want.