Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 12, 2007 4:43:08 am PST #6800 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that really an optical illusion? I mean, it doesn't strictly seem like that--more like FX.

I've had this particular headache (plus extra) since Monday morning, and I have no idea how I do this, or why. My will to live is extra sapped. But I have an 8am meeting this morning, so it's all moot.

As in, I guess, my will would be sapped anyway.

Sue, thanks for the Girls Next Door update. I can't imagine watching much more of it, but the more prurient side of me can't believe what people will put on TV. That being said, it was totally more sane and healthy-looking than that Kardashian show, which was a trainwreck of therapy appointments.

Somehow, though, Hef came across as very sexless.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 4:45:39 am PST #6801 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that really an optical illusion? I mean, it doesn't strictly seem like that--more like FX.

Umm, if you rotate the picture it's FX, but if you turn your head 90 degrees instead, it's an optical illusion? I dunno....

eta: Wait, pictures that look like something else when you turn them upside down are considered optical illusions, so I'm gonna stick with that....


Tom Scola - Dec 12, 2007 4:51:32 am PST #6802 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Mike Huckabee is in favor of repealing the Laws of Thermodynamics:

I think we ought to be out there talking about ways to reduce energy consumption and waste. And we ought to declare that we will be free of energy consumption in this country within a decade, bold as that is.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 4:53:46 am PST #6803 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mike Huckabee is in favor of repealing the Laws of Thermodynamics:

Heh. Or maybe when he says "we will be free of energy consumption in this country," he means that we will all be dead.


sarameg - Dec 12, 2007 4:55:57 am PST #6804 of 10001

So I wake up, think red sky at morning, sailors take warning and promptly go back to sleep. Ahrg. Cartoony scramble to get ready and I'm not that late. I'm amazed at my ability to come up with reasons that I really don't need to get up when the alarm goes off. (the light was really red this morning.)


Tom Scola - Dec 12, 2007 4:58:41 am PST #6805 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Maybe your subconscious is telling you that you should be a sailor, sara.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2007 5:01:26 am PST #6806 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe your subconscious is telling you that you should be a sailor, sara.

A sailor that takes warning more than she takes delight? Maybe her subconscious is tell her, "I want to be a sailor, but it's probably not worth the trouble. Never mind. What's for breakfast?"


sarameg - Dec 12, 2007 5:03:31 am PST #6807 of 10001

I used to sail! Actually, I know what my subconscious is telling me: don't wanna get up.


§ ita § - Dec 12, 2007 5:08:35 am PST #6808 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sarameg was bitten by a dhow.


lisah - Dec 12, 2007 5:08:50 am PST #6809 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I was up at 5 because the dog got up and I tried to see if he'd just go back to sleep but the big cat kept rubbing against him and blocking his path to his sleepin' chair and so I had to get up and take him outside. Which these days involves carrying him downstairs. Then he decided to eat all his food when he came back in and I had to wait for him to come back upstairs (if I left him down while I went back to sleep he'd pace around downstairs all confused about where I was). poor old elderly dog...but dag I'm tired.