Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Dec 06, 2007 10:45:11 am PST #6030 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Not the video, but talking about boobs. A lot.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2007 10:46:33 am PST #6031 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The krav centre is hugely raunchy, and I wonder how we get away with it. Do the more genteel leave before it's an issue? Not make the cut in the first place?

At my first CA gig we were totally call-after-the-meeting-to-apologise uptight. And I can't even remember the word in question. At my current job it seems to be okay to use the word screw if you look at me first...no that's unfair. There are some interactions that are okay with the primary participants, but I can see how a cube neighbour might be bothered.


Miracleman - Dec 06, 2007 10:47:34 am PST #6032 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"It was awesome! I learned, like, six new ways to sexually harrass you!"

I think every sexual harrassment video gets the same reaction. At Variable Annuity Company of Fuckityness, the video provoked:

From the guys:

"Aw, that's a good one. I should write that down."
"I used that one. Worked, too."
"Oh, yeah...he's so smmmoooooooovvvvvve"

From the women:

"Heard it."
"Heard it."
"Heard it."
"Great, the guys are taking notes."


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2007 11:03:14 am PST #6033 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am still in the fucking ER. I've had one and a half Milanos and some applesauce in the past 24 hours, if memory serves.

I can feel crap at home, people! It's warm there, and the keyboard is full size, and I might be able work up an appetite


flea - Dec 06, 2007 11:05:25 am PST #6034 of 10001
information libertarian

Can one order a pizza online, for delivery to the OR?

Probably ita doesn't feel like pizza. If you are actually hungry though, do it!

Edit: ER, not OR. Unless the plan is to trepan ( [link] ), which I can't say I'd recommend.


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2007 11:09:15 am PST #6035 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ita, are they not giving you stuff (drugs), or is the stuff not working?


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2007 11:09:42 am PST #6036 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Unless the plan is to trepan ( [link] ), which I can't say I'd recommend.

Well, that might let the demons out of ita's head....


Allyson - Dec 06, 2007 11:10:08 am PST #6037 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

An appetite for patties??????

Do you still need your charger?


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2007 11:54:32 am PST #6038 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I'm at least admitted. No one has yet told me what they're going to do to me in my admitted state. It had better not fucking be what they did the last two times because that was tedious and provided no pain relief.

I'd love to be able to get anyone's attention politely.

I don't think my Nurse Call button works.

Allyson, never mind the charger. I should put the phone down anyway.


tiggy - Dec 06, 2007 11:56:23 am PST #6039 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

~ma to ita's poor head

sorry about the Playboy gig, shrift.

congrats on the book deal, Jilli!

I think that's about all i have in me right now. i'm ready to get the heck out of here, i know that.