Open the e-mail, honey. Otherwise it will just taunt you with its unreadness.
Okay, fine, but you're the one who has to deal with me after I read it, you know.
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Dec 06, 2007 9:16:15 am PST #5994 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Toddson - Dec 06, 2007 9:17:02 am PST #5995 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Hans Christian Andersen wasn't that big on happy endings, was he?
Dana - Dec 06, 2007 9:18:13 am PST #5996 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Okay, fine, but you're the one who has to deal with me after I read it, you know.
Well, it's that or work. I've got my e-mail open and my cell phone on.
shrift - Dec 06, 2007 9:20:40 am PST #5997 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yeah, they hired someone else. Oh, well.
bon bon - Dec 06, 2007 9:21:56 am PST #5998 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm sorry, shrift.
Dana - Dec 06, 2007 9:22:03 am PST #5999 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Okay, time for porn jokes at Playboy's expense.
lori - Dec 06, 2007 9:22:04 am PST #6000 of 10001
They missed an opportunity, shrift. Condolences.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 06, 2007 9:22:52 am PST #6001 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hans Christian Andersen wasn't that big on happy endings, was he?
Consider that people didn't feel quite as inclined to pamper and protect children from the harsh realities of life back before the Industrial Revolution, when said harsh realities included "You'll most likely die of some infection before you reach adulthood, but if you're lucky you'll get to work like a drafthorse for 30 or 40 years, cold, dirty, and hungry all the while."
shrift - Dec 06, 2007 9:23:16 am PST #6002 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Although it would have been hilarious to say I worked there, I did get the feeling it might have made me insane due to the hinting at "difficult personalities" during the interview process.
Atropa - Dec 06, 2007 9:24:22 am PST #6003 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh ita. I hope things get better.
shrift, I'm sorry that they hired someone else (the fools!).
Thank you for all the congratulations, gang! I keep veering between wheeeee omg book contract! and ohgodohgod I have to write a book! iieeeee!