Gud is a FREAK! GET HIM!
I am Gud, except that frappachinoes hold an unwholesome attraction to me. I've never understood it, except perhaps for instant karma making me pay for the mocking of my DexH for having a little coffee with his milk and sugar.
Frappawhatevers are not coffee.
Lattes are not coffee.
Tea is not coffee.
Mocha is barely coffee, but with a decidedly suspicious...one might even say unpatriotic...uncoffee flavor.
Coffee...and coffee alone...is coffee.
...
SO DECREES DOOM!!
::sips 3rd cup of nasty, not-hot coffee::jitters happily::
Coffee is a disgusting beverage.
Sometimes coffee makes me too wired. Other times it gives me heartburn. I drink it once in a while, but usually I have tea. Earl Grey.