De Beers would tell you to keep the cookie forever as both (a) an investment and (b) a sign of love, fidelity, and apparently, Victorian hopes and dreams. And then they would make it impossible to dispose of the cookie.
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And then they would make it impossible to dispose of the cookie.
To be fair, who really wants to toss their cookies?
To be fair, who really wants to toss their cookies?
That's just what they want you to think.
De Beers would tell you to keep the cookie forever as both (a) an investment and (b) a sign of love, fidelity, and apparently, Victorian hopes and dreams.
Never forgetting that you must upgrade to a larger and shinier cookie every few years or all of the above is meaningless.
You'll clearly need an even better cookie before class.
DeBeers will also tell you you'll need a cookie for your other hand.
And then the shadow people will come and dance joyously around you.
You'll clearly need an even better cookie before class.
Which is determined by the four Cs; crispiness, chocolate content, chewiness, and circularity.
Stupid DeBeers! I want my cookie now! I am terrible with dessert-related waiting games of cunning and patience.
I agree with Jesse that I ought to get a second cookie for later.
DeBeers will also tell you you'll need a cookie for your other hand.
Because of FEMINISM!