I think I've started learning to kill so people will be afraid to call me a "cougar".
I don't care if people want to call me a cougar for having an epic crush on a 23-year-old. I think epic crushes are way more fun when adolescence is far behind you. It's like a hobby! That makes me gleeful!
I think you're not a cougar until you could be his mother.
I have a crazy person. She's all cranked out that someone "stole" her image. Not our problem! Especially since the person she's accusing? Dude, no. Don't go there.
Trudy, have no fear, I only use my powers for good, not evil.
(Of course, I fail to mention whether or not that is lawful, neutral or chaotic good)
(And there is no need to mention how much of a RPG geek I am...)
Okay, people, it's 10:30 on a Friday. What do I want for lunch?
My team member who works from home in California works New York hours
I do this, and I love it. I skip outta here at 2:30 and often share an elevator with folks taking a late lunch. HAH! Buh-bye.
eta - ok, don't generally work from home, but I do sometimes. Those days are even bettah!
I think you're not a cougar until you could be his mother.
His mother if I was promiscuous at a young age? Or if I reproduced at some reasonable time? Or perhapse when I personally started having sex?
These are important distinctions.
t still a little afraid of Cabil
What do I want for lunch?
I was thinking about getting a burrito, and then I remembered that today is free lunch day. If the free lunch is gross, I have a burrito backup plan.
Jessica, how do I join your team?
Hahahahaha! I'm listening to the principal do announcements and he reminded the kids not to act like fools. He told them that they should be careful because it's slippery and if they play around, they'll have to deal with him.
It sounded funnier than I am explaining.