Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Nov 29, 2007 6:25:58 am PST #4424 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HA! But anyplace with capybaras can't be all bad.

eta not actual capybaras, but capybara talk.

I need to stop reading the Urban Baby boards because 1. it makes me feel super rational 2. Then it makes me feel like an inadequate mom. For example: Where does my baby sleep? Often on the floor. Sometimes in a bassinet. Sometimes in a moses basket. Sometimes his crib. Sometimes his swing. Bouncy chair. Wherever he sleeps. Yet other moms are all, "Don't put the baby on the floor!!"


sarameg - Nov 29, 2007 6:29:03 am PST #4425 of 10001

Being able to sleep anywhere is a GOOD THING.


Kat - Nov 29, 2007 6:31:27 am PST #4426 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I know. That's why I'm all @@. Or the don't wash the baby in the regular bath tub until he can sit up. Um, whatever. They'd probably be mad that we just take him the shower too, huh?


Jesse - Nov 29, 2007 6:33:36 am PST #4427 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You just fill up the tub and drop him in?!?!?!?

IOW, yeah, @@.


hippocampus - Nov 29, 2007 6:35:04 am PST #4428 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

They'd probably be mad that we just take him the shower too, huh?

we did that. helped wash all the gook off of both of us.


flea - Nov 29, 2007 6:38:05 am PST #4429 of 10001
information libertarian

I can't imagine showering while holding a baby. How do you not drop the soapy slippery wigglers? How do you wash your hair and self? I can barely do these things while not holding a baby!

I do shower with my 4 year old sometimes now. She likes to have a grown-up shower, but isn't quite there to do it by herself yet.


lisah - Nov 29, 2007 6:39:39 am PST #4430 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

You just fill up the tub and drop him in?!?!?!?

Well he's got to learn how to swim sometime!


Kathy A - Nov 29, 2007 6:42:12 am PST #4431 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When we had our dog Ginger, an English Bulldog, my brother loved to give her a "bath" by calling her into the bathroom and then taking a shower with her. She loved it.

Some of my co-workers at the bookstore and I all had a geek-out/drool-fest over Viggo Mortensen while we were waiting to leave last night. Two of us were bonding over LotR, and then the other women all started talking about their favorite men from the films, and Viggo won as the hands-down sexiest of the bunch. The guys were all rolling their eyes at us.


Kat - Nov 29, 2007 6:42:42 am PST #4432 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

flea, the shower is a between baths reality. As in, DAMN what did you just spit up? Let's go in the shower. K is much better at it than I am. She soaps up a washcloth, then I hand him in, then when she's done with him, she hands him back. He REALLY likes the water on him.

You just fill up the tub and drop him in?!?!?!?

He's on the foamy floaty thing. And the water doesn't go past his ears. It's not like we drop him in, then go into the living room for 30 minutes and orders shoes from Zappos. We're with him the whole time.


Trudy Booth - Nov 29, 2007 6:42:44 am PST #4433 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well he's got to learn how to swim sometime!

Babies these days are so soft.