I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Nov 28, 2007 8:56:39 am PST #4238 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I have no good ideas for presents this year! Except for things I want...

Same here. My mom thinks we can do all of the shopping AND cookie decorating in Eugene between the 22nd and the 24th. facepalm (We're having a family Christmas in Eugene this year, which is where my grandparents & an uncle & aunt live.)


Steph L. - Nov 28, 2007 9:05:23 am PST #4239 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sharks not behind glass would be a different matter.

They'd be on the ground, which would lead to wackiness (at least, it would in my vision, because "not behind glass" gives me an image of the glass disappearing and the sharks -- along with the gajillion gallons of water -- pouring out onto the floor, and after some brief havoc, the sharks realizing that they're not so tough when they aren't surrounded by H2O).


shrift - Nov 28, 2007 9:07:06 am PST #4240 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, if you are, can you tell me what it was I needed to get at the store tonight?

Shallots? Toothpaste? Poblano chiles? Couscous? Toilet paper?


Dana - Nov 28, 2007 9:11:42 am PST #4241 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Kitty litter?


Frankenbuddha - Nov 28, 2007 9:17:42 am PST #4242 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

A taser, wet noodles and a lot of scotch tape?


Glamcookie - Nov 28, 2007 9:21:58 am PST #4243 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aquarium tix are a great idea! I love the thought of tix as a family gift. I may have to steal that one from you.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2007 9:22:21 am PST #4244 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that aquarium tickets are a great idea. Kids and animals, alive or dead for millennia. Good match.

Boss's admin just yelled "What do you want now?" to the sound of me approaching his desk. Apparently I walk loudly, and I walk distinctly. I try to be ladylike on the way back to my desk but it was slow and frustrating and I almost drew blood from my palms.

I think today will be another burger. I suck that way. Lazy, and lunching at desk.


sarameg - Nov 28, 2007 9:27:18 am PST #4245 of 10001

Actually, a museum/aquarium/something membership is awesome, especially if it is one that partners with other venues in the area. My parents always get my brother a membership to a local museum because it has a reciprocal arrangement with a ton of places in the US, including a great exploratorium in B'ham. They get in free, so J can take the kids whenever. Also, it meant admission to the space center in Huntsville was also free.


Nutty - Nov 28, 2007 9:30:30 am PST #4246 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I took Casper (and her fambly) to the NEAQ whens he was three, and she liked it a lot. Her mother did not like it so much, as it was extremely crowded and loud; but a three year old is old enough to appreciate a great deal of the material there.

(She especially liked the jellyfish, of which a special exhibit. She was less enthusiastic about sticking her hand in the live-animals petting zoo and touching a starfish.)


Allyson - Nov 28, 2007 9:32:16 am PST #4247 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okey dokey! I just got him his very own membership in his name. It comes with a plush shark, a fossil shark tooth, and four guest passes, so my parents, bro, and SIL can take him whenever they want to go for a full year.

But Auntie is totally taking him to see the penguins when she gets home.