ALSO, fuck! I missed the open enrollment period for the FSA. I am such a moron.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Nov 28, 2007 2:22:33 am PST #4173 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Theodosia - Nov 28, 2007 2:48:18 am PST #4174 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
ita, I don't know about the bullets, but I do know there are sledgehammers that have an internal mercury compartment, for extra ooomph. IIRC, they're called deadblow hammers.
CaBil - Nov 28, 2007 4:21:07 am PST #4175 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
ita, I know that there are 'safe' rounds out there for use by bodyguards and the like, which are designed to not ricochet and not exit targets, but I don't think they use mercury. Mercury is considered a hazardous material and thus probably violates a half dozen domestic laws and international treaties when you use it in a rifle/pistol round. Not that clandestine military units are particularly well known for following the letter of the law, but in that case why make a specialized round when you can buy on the open market rounds that do the same thing cheaply and in large enough quantities that they can't be traced?
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 4:33:29 am PST #4176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can you make a bullet out of frozen mercury? Then once inside the victim it melts, destroying the evidence? (Except for all the mercury inside the victim.)
You know what'd be cool? A bullet made from sodium. Sodium is a metal that burns upon contact with water (or, you know, blood).
Dana - Nov 28, 2007 4:35:40 am PST #4177 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Can you make a bullet out of frozen mercury? Then once inside the victim it melts, destroying the evidence?
CSI had an episode where someone was shot with a bullet made of frozen ground meat.
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 4:36:29 am PST #4178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 4:45:40 am PST #4179 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, what would be the most bizarre thing to make a bullet out of? How about a shotgun shell that's loaded with game pieces from Monopoly rather than shot? So on CSI they could show them removing a tiny metal wheelbarrow and a tiny metal dog from the victim....
Ooh. Or a guy who's allergic to peanuts could be shot with a bullet of frozen peanut butter.
Or a frat party gone horribly wrong where someone is shot with a jello shot....
Gudanov - Nov 28, 2007 4:51:41 am PST #4180 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
CSI had an episode where someone was shot with a bullet made of frozen ground meat.
The Mythbusters tried that. It didn't work very well.
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 4:54:14 am PST #4181 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I saw the Mythbusters one with the bullets made of ice.
Mythbusters annoyed me when it took them so long to get the "frozen bird hits airplane window" thing right....
Ginger - Nov 28, 2007 5:01:23 am PST #4182 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
ita, I don't know about the bullets, but I do know there are sledgehammers that have an internal mercury compartment, for extra ooomph. IIRC, they're called deadblow hammers.
As I understand it, the purpose is not so much for ooomph as to reduce the chance the hammer will bounce and hit something you didn't intend to hit.
ita, I know that there are 'safe' rounds out there for use by bodyguards and the like, which are designed to not ricochet and not exit targets, but I don't think they use mercury.
One that's pretty common is the Glaser safety slug, which uses little lead pellets. [link]