Type "The End" at your current stopping point.
Bam! Finished document!
Ah, if only it were that easy.
"In regard to your recent memo detailing trends in accounting practi
THE END."
You might also throw in "And they lived happily ever after."
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Nov 15, 2007 10:20:55 am PST #2493 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
megan walker - Nov 15, 2007 10:21:01 am PST #2494 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I got Richardson, and then Kucinich.
Jesse - Nov 15, 2007 10:22:33 am PST #2495 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Freaking brilliant! I'm going to start doing this at all the dumb assed meetings we've been having lately.
I think for a meeting, I might go with, "I said GOOD DAY, sir!"
Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2007 10:23:40 am PST #2496 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You might also throw in "And they lived happily ever after."
And start off with "It was a dark and stormy night..."
SuziQ - Nov 15, 2007 10:23:43 am PST #2497 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Buh bye.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 15, 2007 10:25:38 am PST #2498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There's got to be a place during a lame ass meeting for a good "More??!? You want More?!??!?"
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2007 10:28:48 am PST #2499 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My coworkers all have an agreement that we will ask no questions and make no comments if we know we are in for a particularly stupid staff meeting.
msbelle - Nov 15, 2007 10:31:19 am PST #2500 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ya'll are making me laugh.
Work is working my last nerve. even from home.
Theodosia - Nov 15, 2007 10:37:57 am PST #2501 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
ETA: It's the Luggage come to life! At least, that's damn well what it looks like!
Sorry, there was a posting accident earlier....
Jesse - Nov 15, 2007 10:40:21 am PST #2502 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My coworkers all have an agreement that we will ask no questions and make no comments if we know we are in for a particularly stupid staff meeting.
Oh, god -- we try to do that, but sometimes it gets so bad we have to comment! Or change the subject! Or something. Upshot is, the meeting is EVEN FUCKING LONGER and wtf.