Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2007 9:04:10 am PST #2072 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where have all the Natterinos gone?
Long time passing


Theodosia - Nov 13, 2007 9:07:15 am PST #2073 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I was off getting some lunch? (yum)


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2007 9:11:51 am PST #2074 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. That's a good idea. I should go do that.

Plus I can read my new book that just arrived today: Lonely Minds in the Universe


Allyson - Nov 13, 2007 9:11:59 am PST #2075 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ugh. Invitation to the company holiday party.

I am the only single person. I HATE this. Ima have to borrow a date. Kristen owes me a bunch of faux girlfriend dates. I don't know any boys.


Aims - Nov 13, 2007 9:14:16 am PST #2076 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Want me to send you Joe for the weekend?


sarameg - Nov 13, 2007 9:17:05 am PST #2077 of 10001

I spent 80 minutes shuffling my cat back and forth to the vets where we decided she was healthy and she got shots.

And now I'm back at work, waiting for the servers to come back up.


shrift - Nov 13, 2007 9:44:24 am PST #2078 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I've finally managed to complete the evil report what mocks me. Now I get to document how to complete the god damn report. But I do not think I will be doing that today.


Miracleman - Nov 13, 2007 9:50:00 am PST #2079 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Want me to send you Joe for the weekend?

Another trip to L.A.? Awesome.


Emily - Nov 13, 2007 10:23:29 am PST #2080 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

so why are we so much more resistant to taking steps about climate change?

Cause it means giving things up! Er. Not to imply you didn't know that.

Aimee, hmm. It's a 9-hour drive, and I would need to think about what to do about the cat, but... hmmm.


Hil R. - Nov 13, 2007 10:26:06 am PST #2081 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone.

I opened my present from my parents. A fountain pen and a box of little bottles of twelve different colors of ink! And a pair of earrings.