ION, I think the government should institute a program where no one has to live more than a five hour drive to an emperor penguin.
Hee. So, high-speed Antarctic shuttle?
When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Nov 11, 2007 7:22:08 pm PST #1848 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
tommyrot - Nov 11, 2007 7:25:15 pm PST #1849 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have an idea - the government should create a giant emperor penguin tube farm that stretches across the 48 contiguous states. Then the emperor penguins come to you!
DavidS - Nov 11, 2007 7:32:45 pm PST #1850 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Penguin tube farm - delivered by pneumatic tube, should a penguin emergency arise?
I'm here to report on Matilda's words. Now in her almost 14 month possesion: Ma-Mom, Dao (also Da, that would be me), doggie, giddy (kitty), Bye (with hand wave) and Wow!
She knows who Emmett is but has dropped Em-em from her list for now. But she can point to his picture or room on command. And indeed, when I urged to her to, she ran over and punched him in the ass tonight. (Trust me, he deserved it.)
BigDuluth - Nov 11, 2007 7:36:18 pm PST #1851 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
when I urged to her to, she ran over and punched him in the ass tonight
The whole thing is cute, but the early attempts at wailing on one's much older sibling is definitely hilarious.
Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2007 7:38:14 pm PST #1852 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Oooh! I love the little macaroni penguins! They were wee fluffy cutebombs of notsosmartness.
Is your cat maybe a macaroini penguin?
Cass - Nov 11, 2007 7:49:37 pm PST #1853 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Is your cat maybe a macaroini penguin?Puppycat would be entirely offended by your question were she not currently chasing her tail. Unsuccessfully.
In other words, yes. Or maybe slightly dumber, but no less cute.
BigDuluth - Nov 11, 2007 8:16:08 pm PST #1854 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
I don't want to clutter Bureaucracy with this question so I'll ask it here. Why is the Cheesebutt called "the Cheesebutt"?
Laga - Nov 11, 2007 8:36:00 pm PST #1855 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Why is the Cheesebutt called "the Cheesebutt"?
Thank-you! I thought the answer was in the document somewhere and I was just too dense to figure it out.
BigDuluth - Nov 11, 2007 8:44:14 pm PST #1856 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Yeah, I actually read 90% of the stuff when I first came here. But I went back and kept thinking if I skipped to the bottom or such I'd miss the answer and feel like a dork.
flea - Nov 12, 2007 2:02:13 am PST #1857 of 10001
information libertarian
It was compiled by Nutty (among others), who at some point made a remark about her butt being made of cottage cheese. Naturally, it stuck.