For shrift.
Good God woman, KEEP UP.
'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
For shrift.
Good God woman, KEEP UP.
That's what she said.
Pfft. I just didn't realize it was right now.
Thought you were porning for the fun of it.
No, we are porning for a cause!
Well, that too
Give us your turgid, your moist, your horny! I lift my lump beside the golden porn!
No, we are porning for a cause!
IN MY PANTS!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness in my pants. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness in my pants.
For Shrift, and for old times sake:
Spike.
...
Spike naked.
I lift my lump beside the golden porn!
Shouldn't that be "hump"?